A Series Of Unfortunate Events - Thats Not How The Story Goes Cifras

[Verse 1]
G
You may think that the Baudelaires
Em
Ought to prevail
G
And be tucked some place
             Em
All safe and sound
Eb
Count Olaf captured
G
And rotting in jail
Eb
His henchpeople nowhere around
 
[Chorus]
            Em
But there's no happy endings
    D
Not here and not now
      Em                      D
This tale is all sorrows and woes
Em
You dream that justice
D
And peace win the day,
           Em                D
But that's not how the story goes
 
[Verse 2]
G
You might think that two parents
Em
Both brave and both true
G                               Em
Would live till a nice ripe old age
Eb
But I'm sad to say
G
I have bad news for you
Eb
The curtain rings down on the stage
 
[Chorus]
            Em
Yes, there's no happy endings
    D
Not here and not now
      Em                      D
This tale is all sorrows and woes
Em
You dream that justice
D
And peace win the day,
           Em                D
But that's not how the story goes
 
[Verse 3]
G
I once loved a girl
D
And she thought well of me
G                        Em
We thought we'd be happy together
Eb
But now I'm alone
G
As you can well see
Eb
And she's cold in her grave forever
 
[Chorus]
        Em
There's no happy endings
    D
Not here and not now
      Em                      D
This tale is all sorrows and woes
Em
You dream that justice
D
And peace win the day,
           Em                D
But that's not how the story goes
 
[Verse 4]
G
The world is a pair
Em
Of ill-fitting pants
G                       Em
And other dire hideous clothes
Eb
You might think that three children
G
Would lead pleasant lives
Eb
But that's not how the story goes
 
[Chorus]
Em
Some people smile
D
At the end of the day
Em                 D
Some people laugh, I suppose
Em
But to me, there's nothing
D
But gloom and despair
Em                        D
That's just how the story goes
Em                        D
That's just how the story goes
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