A Series Of Unfortunate Events - Thats Not How The Story Goes Cifras para ukulele

[Verse]
G                           Em
You may think that the Baudelaire’s ought to prevail
        G                              Em
And be tucked somewhere all safe and sound
C                          Cm
Count Olaf captured and rotting in jail
      G             B
His Hench people nowhere around
 
             C                     D
But there’s no happy endings not here and not now
       G                      Em
This tale is all sorrows and woes
     C                       D
You dream that justice and peace win the day
            Em                  D
But that’s not how this story goes
 
           G                           Em
You might think that two parents both brave and both true
        G                              Em
Would live to a nice ripe old age
C                          Cm
But I’m sad to say I have bad news for you
      G             B
The curtain rains down on the stage
 
             C                     D
Yes there’s no happy endings not here and not now
       G                      Em
This tale is all sorrows and woes
           C                       D
You might dream that justice and peace win the day
            Em                  D
But that’s not how this story goes
 
                        Em
The world is a pair of ill-fitting pants
           G               Em
And other dire hideous clothes
          Cm                                    G
You may think that three children would lead pleasant lives
                         B
But that’s not how this story goes
 
        Am                D
Some people smile at the end of the day
       G               Em
Some people laugh I suppose
        C                        D
But to me there’s nothing but gloom and despairs
             Em            D
That’s just how the story goes
That’s just how the story g-cough cough cough
 
[Outro]
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