The One Song Cifras

The O.N.E. Song - Dos Gringos
 
[Intro]
             C                G                  C
Well it was all, that I could do, to keep from dying.
    F                               C
Sometimes it seems to useless, to refrain.
     F                                   C      G            C
But you don't have to call me lucky you dipshit motherfucking crank.
                        G             C   G
When I tried to rub one out inside my plane.
 
[Verse 1]
C                          G       C
I was flying a four hour CAP, over Dallas. 
                        G                   C
When the urge hit me right, over the Cotton Bowl.
       F                              C              Am
And at first the idea seemed, that it would not be redeemed.
          D                             G
But then again, who the hell would ever know?
 
[Chorus]
     F                              C
So I raised my seat and set the autopilot (autopilot, autopilot).
                               G               C
And think about your mom, in a T-shirt in the rain (and she's so hot).
    F                                    C       G             C
And you don't have to call me lucky, you dipshit motherfucking crank.
                                        C   G
When I tried to rub one out inside my plane.
 
 
[Verse 2]
C                           G                  C
The turbulence was a little sporty, but oh so pleasant. 
                 G                     C
And I sent, my wingman out to two mile trail.
    F                             C               Am
But before I could climax, well I got too damn relaxed. 
              D                    G
That's when I got the autopilot fail.
 
[Chorus]
     F                              C
So I raised my seat and set the autopilot (autopilot, autopilot).
                               G               C
And think about your mom, in a T-shirt in the rain (Ohh).
    F                                     C      G            C
But you don't have to call me lucky you dipshit, motherfucking crank.
                         G             C    G
When I tried to rub one out inside my plane.
 
[Bridge]
C                G                                        C
A good friend of mine named JEKEL told me that when you're punching the clown or roughing up the suspect
                                              G                                   C  G
because you know he's guilty, that you have to set a good power setting in the F-16. Otherwise you can get
C                              F                  C      G
too slow, max out the AoA, and then you'd be in a world of tremendous shit. 
     C
Which is exactly what happened to me that day.
 
[Verse 3]
                           G                 C
Well I was inverted when I realized what had happened. 
                       G                   C
And I reached, for the other stick just in time.
      F                                          C            Am
But before I could get to Captain Winky, he done shot off his mouth.
    D                                G
And 9G jizz hit me right between the eyes (that's gross).
 
[Chorus]
     F                              C
So I raised my seat and set the autopilot (autopilot, autopilot).
                                 G               C
And think about HEAT's mom, in a T-shirt in the rain.
    F                                     C      G            C
But you don't have to call me lucky, you dipshit motherfucking crank.
                    G                 F   C
When I tried to rub one out inside my plane.
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