My Wifes Vibrator Cifras

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
 
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I used to be such a happy guy, all things were good between my wife and I
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But now I just hang my head in shame
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Since the day that I found the thing that turned my world upside down
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Now I'll never be the same
 
 
[Chorus]
 
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Since I found my wife's vibrator, stuffed in a cotton sock
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My wife's vibrator, the perfect replica of a cock
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My wife's vibrator, it was so big and fat
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How the hell can I compete with that
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My wife's vibrator
 
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[Verse 2]
 
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I picked it up, it weighed a tonne, took four D batteries to make it run
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And the writing on the side said it's name was 'Slim'
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Is this what it takes to feel alive, three fucking gears and an overdrive
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When I turned it on all the lights went dim
 
 
[Chorus]
 
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When I found my wife's vibrator, what is this all about
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My wife's vibrator, the thing will knock her fillings out
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My wife's vibrator, don't you dare laugh
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I swear to God it's gonna split her in half
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My wife's vibrator
 
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[Verse 3]
 
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She came home earlier than planned, with me holding Cockzilla in my hand
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And I just stood there in a trance
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She said 'Well, now that you know, is there any chance you wanna give it a go?'
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I just fell to the floor and I pissed my pants
 
 
[Chorus]
 
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When I found my wife's vibrator, I think they're full of shit
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My wife's vibrator, there's no way you can make it fit
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My wife's vibrator, who did they model it on?
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That motherfucker's got one hell of a schlong
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My wife's vibrator
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I found my wife's vibrator
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Yes I found my wife's vibrator
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(My wife's vibrator)
 
 
[Outro]
 
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