Monkey On A Rock Cifras

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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I am just a monkey on a rock
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I'm just a monkey on a rock
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I swam through my father's c**k
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I'm just a monkey on a rock
 
 
[Verse 2]
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I fell in love with my GPS
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Said hold me tightly at the next left
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(Avio?) now I do no wrong
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If you tell me baby how to get home
 
 
[Verse 3]
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Well I went to Thailand to find myself
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Realized I was somebody else
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Said doctor what can you do for me?
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He suggested plastic surgery
 
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I got a facelift and a double D chest
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But oh looking down keeps crocking my neck
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So I wait for Ma and Pa to die
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inherit their money and do what I like
 
 
[Verse 4]
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But Ma and Pa are gonna live so long
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And the call center won't give me a job
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so the bailiffs come and they talk to me
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Took my best friend, took my TV
 
 
[Verse 5]
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So i go to college and I get a degree
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David Cameron gonna rescue me
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Or I can learn to sing and I cut my hair
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Go on TV be a millionare
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I won't see no World War three
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Simon Cowell gonna rescue me!
 
 
[Verse 5]
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When I got to the studio
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They asked me what hardships I know
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I said I've never lived out on the streets
     Am              G         C
They told me to come back next week
 
[Verse 6]
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So the next week I was waiting there
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I did my makeup and I did my hair
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sang a song and they looked at me
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they asked me what was my story
 
 
[Verse 7]
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said I was brough up by wolves
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and they started to listen
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Simon Cowell came out of a hole
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and he started to glisten
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I said Simon what's the meaning of life?
 
 
[Verse 8]
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he said I'm just a monkey on a rock
Am                 F   C
I'm just a monkey on a rock
C                   F
I swam through my fatehrs c**k
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and I'm just a monkey on a rock
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