Skipper Dan Cifras

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                  Skipper Dan (Acoustic Ver)- Weird Al Yankovic
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Tabbed by: Steve Sherwin 'theelusivesound'
Tune your guitar a half step down for this song
 
Tuning: Eb Ab Db Gb Bb Eb
 
*This is how I play the song
 
Intro Riff/Verse
 
NOTE: The last note isn't played the same as the electric guitar does it in the song,
however it makes it easier to play by yourself on an acoustic guitar.
 
eb|-------------------|
Bb|-------------------|
Gb|-------------------|
Db|--------------2~---|
Ab|---/4-2---2-0-0----|
Eb|-0------0----------| REPEAT 
 
I stared in every high school play
Blew every drama teacher away
Graduated first in my class at Juilliard
Took every acting workshop I could
And I dreamed of Hollywood
While I read my Uda Hagen
And studied the Bard
 
TRANSITION
 
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Ab|---/4-2---2-0-0-4-4-2~--|
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Pre-Chorus
(Listen for Strumming)
            E          E       A    E5          E          E      A     E5
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Bb|---------0----------0-------2----5-----------0----------0------2-----5-----|
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Ab|---------2----------2-------0----------------2----------2------0-----------|
Eb|---------0----------0------------------------0----------0------------------|
 
    Hit the boards and paid my dues     and got phenomenal rave reviews
               E         E     A       E5        E      E    A
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Ab|------------2---------2-----0-----------------2------2----0----------------|
Eb|------------0---------0-----------------------0------0---------------------|
 
    I knew the world was gonna love me without a doubt.
          E5             E             E          A      E5
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Gb|-------4--------------1-------------1----------2------4--------------------|
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Ab|----------------------2-------------2----------0---------------------------|
Eb|----------------------0-------------0--------------------------------------|
 
    I was sure that Tarantino would be calling me on the phone
          E               E            A       E5
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Bb|-------0---------------0------------2-------5------------------------------|
Gb|-------1---------------1------------2-------4------------------------------|
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    Annie Leibowitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone
            E          E        A            E5       F#m
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Bb|---------0----------0--------2------------5--------2-----------------------|
Gb|---------1----------1--------2------------4--------2-----------------------|
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Ab|---------2----------2--------0---------------------4-----------------------|
Eb|---------0----------0------------------------------2-----------------------|
 
    But the years have come and gone and I'm sorry to say
                                 A
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Ab|------------------------------0--------------------------------------------|
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    That's not the way that it's all worked out
 
 
CHORUS
 
 
      C#m  B            A             E
I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
 
A       E          B
Skipper Dan is the name
 
        C#m   B  A           E        A     E             B
And I'm doing 34 shows every day, and every time it's the same
 
C#m           B               A              E
Look at those hippos, they're wiggling their ears
 
A                              B
Just like they've done for the last 50 years
 
        C#m            B                  A        E
Now I'm laughing at my own jokes, but I'm crying inside
 
           A              B             BACK TO INTRO/VERSE RIFF
'Cause I'm working on the Jungle Cruise ride
 
VERSE 2
(Con't Riff throughout)
 
Oh the critics they used to say, I was the new Olivier
Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance, or maybe Cannes
 
 
PRECHORUS
              E                A  E5
Ah, but don't bother trying to IMDB me,
 
    E                    A        E5
The only place you might possibly see me,
 
   E                A                    E
Is riding my little boat around Adventureland,
 
         A
It ain't exactly what I planned but
 
 
 
CHORUS
 
      C#m  B            A             E
I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
 
A       E          B
Skipper Dan is the name
 
        C#m   B  A           E        A     E             B
And I'm doing 34 shows every day, and every time it's the same 
 
C#m        B             A                 E
I would've killed if I'd been in Speed-the-Plow
 
A                                B
But what's the difference that's all behind me now
 
           C#m        B            A             E
'Cause I'm paying the rent and I'm swallowing my pride
 
        A              B             E
And I'm working on the Jungle Cruise ride
 
 
 
BRIDGE
(KEY CHANGE TO G)
 
G                      A                      D                Bm
  I should be there on Broadway, knocking 'em dead in 12 Angry Men
 
G                      A
  But instead I'm here telling these lame jokes
 
(BACK TO KEY OF E)
 
B
Again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again!
 
 
REPEAT CHORUS CHORDS FROM EARLIER OVER THE JUNGLE JOKES
 
[Bengal tigers can jump over 20 feet... That's an African Bull-Elephant...
 There it is the backside of water! What have I done with my life?]
 
LAST CHORUS W/ CHANGE
 
C#m         B                A           E
I should've listened when my Grandfather said
 
A                      B
Why don't you major in business instead?
 
       C#m       B               A               E
Now my hopes are vanished and my dreams have all died
 
         A             B                          <----Chord change in this part of Chorus
And I'll probably work forever as a
 
C#m  B            A             E
Tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
 
A       E          B
Skipper Dan is the name
 
        C#m   B  A           E        A                   B
And I'm doing 34 shows every day, and every time it's the same
 
C#m           B               A              E
Look at those hippos, they're wiggling their ears
 
A                        B
Somebody shoot me 'cause I'm bored to tears!
 
       C#m         B         A            E
Always said I'd be famous, I guess that I lied
 
           A              B             C#m
'Cause I'm working on the Jungle Cruise ride
 
          A              B             E
I'm still working on the Jungle Cruise ride!
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