Holy Cannoli Cifras

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
   F#
My perfect pin-up come off the wall
 
I ditched my buds for her bedroom but I swear it's not my fault
              B
I think these feelings must be holy
              F#
This could be love, sorry love.
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I'd find her drunk in the street, kiss the puke off of her cheek, put her to bed.
           C#                        B
And in the morning my doll remembers nothing at all
        F#
I never said.
 
[Verse 2]
            F#
But now our summer's bending two different ways.
 
We talk like every other day but now the texts are getting shorter.
      B
Gotta sneak away to talk on the phone
        F#
I kinda mumble so nobody else knows.
          C#                               B                            F#
The conversations are sweet, real nice but nothing too deep, not like before.
            C#                              B                                 F#
Still say I love you, but now the words are forced from our mouths, kind of a bore.
 
Like we're not fun anymore.
 
[Kazoo Solo]
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[Verse 3]
           F#
But now my pillows smell like you in the morning.
 
I've got your stain stuck in my sheets and I'm like holy pfft cannoli.
         B
I've got plenty competition I know.
              F#
She'll find a new man to carry her home.
              C#                                 B                             F#
He's probably cooler than me, sleeps right where I used to sleep, right by her door.
           C#                            B                     F#
And in the morning they kiss, say I've never felt like this before.
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