I Could Be Wrong Cifras

I could be wrong      by Tim Wilson
Capo on 2nd fret for the proper key.
 
The main intro is A-G-D-C
 
 
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I guess I'm tired of Oprah Winfrey's ass
        D                C
Tellin' me every move to make
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And I'm tired of Martha Stewart's ass
        D                 C
Tellin' me how to bake a cake
A                   G
And I've just about had my fill
   D              C
Of Doctor fucking Phil
A                          G
Tired of looking at Tiger's ass
      D                 C
And Shaquil O' fucking Neal
 
G                                   A
Paris Hilton could fuck up a county fair
G
Just proof that you can be stupid
E
And still be a billion-fucking-aire
 
A             G                   D                    C
I'm tired of Simon's ass tellin' people that they can't sing
A                G                D                    C
I'd fire Donald Trump's ass for knowing every fucking thing
A                  G
Jenn and Brad and Angelina's ass
           D                   C
I'm about tired of lookin' at them
A                       G
And I'm about ready for Hollywood's ass
    D                  C
To run out of fucking film!
 
G                         A
I'm tired of everything on TV
G
Everybody loves Raymond
E
Except for fucking me!
 
A                  G
I'm tired of that Lance's ass
D                  C
In France ridin' on a bike
A                    G
And I could purty much give a damn
    D                          C
What some actress's dress looks like
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It'd be nice if Hip-Hop's ass would finally learn to play three cords
A                         G
And I'm about fed up with Nashville's ass
         D                  C
And the "Hand-me-a-trophy" awards
 
G                                        A
Barry Bonds hittin' a bunch of fake home runs
G
And that fake-ass Larry the Cable's ass
    E
And Git Er fucking Done!
 
A                  G
I'd like to watch football's ass
D                      C
Without worryin' about B.O.
A                          G
And I'm resolved to tell W's ass
          D                   C
Where the fuck he can fucking go
A                    G
I'd be the first to second
             D                                 C
Tellin' the third world what the fuck they can fucking do!
A                     G                       D               C
It'd be fun to watch Mel Gibson's ass gettin' whipped by the Jews
A               G        D                   C
I'm tired of my own ass singing this fucking song
A                         G
There's a lot of people's ass I'm tired of
         D                 C
But the list's too fucking long!
 
                G
And I could be wrong...
                 A
OHH, I could be wrong!
 
 
 
sounded pretty good with four beers in but I could be wrong
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