Youtube Lament Cifras

This is an alternative version of Tim Minchin's Youtube Lament.
Try it out and let me know what you think.
Cheers, Alex
 
B7b9: x1212x
Eb*: x4356x
 
Intro: Em, B, C, C/A, B
 
              Em
All my carefully measured metaphor
       B7b9
All my flat nine dominant seven chords
          C
All of my shtick
           Am
My lyrical trickery
             B
All of those bows
         B
All that applause
 
 
(Em B C Am B
All my intertextuality
All my self-aware hypocrisy
All of those rhymes
My irregular times
All my softly spoken sophistry
 
       C
All my make-up, all my lights
       G
All my photo shoots in tights
       B7b9
All my pretensions
       Am
All my intentions
       B   C  B  C    B
All my glitzy opening nights
 
       C
All my brow-dependent jokes
       G
All my mirror balls and smoke
     Am                 A79
All my tilts at wit and whimsy
           B
All my poetry
   Eb*                Em
My swear words and my smut
         C
Will never get as many hits as
B                  Em
Kittens Waking Up
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