If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fall Out Cifras

Tim Minchin - If you open your mind too much your brain will fall out (Take my wife!)
DVD: So Live!
 
 
[Intro]
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[Verse]
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If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
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Psychic who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that they are able to read minds
 
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And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
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astrologer who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that they can predict future
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human events by interpreting celestial signs
 
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And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
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homeopathic practitioner who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that solutions
made up of infinitely tiny particles of good stuff dissolved repeatedly into relatively huge quantities of
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water have a consistently higher medicinal value than a similarly administered placebo
 
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And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
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spiritual person who has been able to show either empirically or logically the existence of a higher power
with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral
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choices or that there is any reason - other than fear - to believe in any version of an afterlife
 
 
[Outro]
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I will give you my piano
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One of my legs
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   and my  wife
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