A Gay Disney Prince Cifras

[Intro]
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[Thomas:]
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Most kids walked through life but I sang and danced
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I believed I was Tarzan, I never wore pants
 
[Jon:]
Excuse me?
 
[Thomas:]
Nothing
 
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Everyone around me could see
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That Disney meant everything
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And as I grew up
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Disney did too
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They bought every franchise from here to Batoo
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Look at their assets, you'll see
 
[Jon:]
C   G7
  Damn!
They bought everything
 
[Thomas:]
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They've got bachelors and quiz shows a-plenty
 
[Jon:]
I'm a confirmed bachelor
 
[Thomas:]
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They've got Groot and Black Panther and Thor
 
[Jon:]
And Captain America
 
[Thomas:]
And Captain America's ass
 
[Thomas & Jon:]
Mmm
 
[Thomas:]
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You want a new Star Wars movie? How about 20? And several TV shows. And a theme park
 
[Jon:]
Okay, yeah, enough
 
[Thomas:]
         Dm
But who cares?
 
[Jon:]
        G
No big deal
 
[Thomas & Jon:]
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I want more
 
[Thomas:]
F                    Am7
I want a gay Disney prince
     A#
With footwork so thrilling
 
[Jon:]
   C
I slay without killing
 
[Thomas:]
   Dm
A rich boy
 
[Jon:]
                   Am
Who still loves to work
 
[Thomas:]
  A#
A man who spills tea
 
[Jon:]
        C
Not the blood of enemies
 
[Thomas:]
        Dm
Disney don't shoot so straight
              A
You're in the musical scene
 
[Jon:]
         C                        G
Time to toss out the princess and bring in a queen
 
[Thomas & Jon:]
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Today is the day to say, "Hey," to a gay Disney prince
 
[Thomas:]
      A#
Every prince in the past
 
[Jon:]
    C
Just straight vanilla
 
[Thomas:]
      A
Let's add rainbow sprinkles
 
[Jon:]
      Dm
And a shot of tequila
 
[Thomas:]
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A gay guy who's gaze would fit clean on a three dollar bill
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A prince who will put every woman at ease
 
[Jon:]
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Cause I won't try and kiss them while they are asleep
 
[Thomas:]
   G7
A guy who likes guys who is still humanized in his
 
[Thomas & Jon:]
D# C
Film!
 
[Thomas:]
Yaaaas
 
[Thomas & Jon:]
F         Am
I want a gay Disney prince
         A#
Disney, get some bad bitches
 
 
[Thomas:]
         C
Try the gay stuff, it's delicious!
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Please give us more than this bullshit
 
[Jon:]
       A#
Yeah, that's a bit screwy
 
[Thomas:]
      C
Makes me say Lefouey
 
[Jon:]
    Dm
Put me in a film
 
[Thomas:]
      C#
Gee, that would be swell
 
[Jon:]
    C
I'm Peter Pan-sexual
 
[Thomas:]
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No you're twinkerbell
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It's just breeders in theatres I can't help but belt
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Who is that prince I see?
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Very straight, unlike me
 
[Jon:]
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A whole new world
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A bedazzling place you yearn to view
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I'd be so gay up here
 
[Thomas:]
       G      C
It's crystal queer
 
[Jon:]
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Bless my hole, twerking on a pole
 
[Thomas:]
Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I got carried away, that's on me
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If only I'd had you in my early years
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I might have seemed less weird to my non-queer peers
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Who'd mature into parents, understanding and warm
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Knowing hetero-ever-after doesn't have to be the norm
 
[Jon:]
               A#
If they'd have seen
 
[Thomas:]
             C
Someone like me
 
[Thomas & Jon:]
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A gay Disney prince
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