My Luck Is So Bad Cifras

Intro: G C Em D (x3)
      G C G
 
 
         G                     C
Well I crawled to confession early today
      Em                          D
They took just one look and they turned me away
       G                      C
I'll enlighten my spirits in some other way
     Em                        D
but why tell me god do things happen this way
     G         C           Em       D           G   C  Em  D
My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse
 
    G                        C
My dog's gone astray and my cat doesn't mouse
     Em                   D
My neighbor is hung in a tree by his house
    G                               C
My tires have been slashed and my battery's flat
       Em                          D
Well please tell me why, tell me what's up with that?
 
 
CHORUS
    G          C          Em        D           G    C  Em  D
My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse!
    G          C          Em        D           G    C  Em  D
My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse!
 
       G                             C
Got a call from my wife who's just filed for divorce
        Em                  D
She's taking the cash, the house, and my horse
       G                    C
The government says I owe lots of back tax
 Em                     D
Now tell me how it can get worse than that
 
 
CHORUS
     G         C          Em        D           G    C  Em  D
My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse!
     G         C          Em        D           G    C  Em  D
My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse!
 
 
Solo: G  C  Em  D (x2)
 
 
 C                 C/B
Why is my luck so bad?
 C                      C/B
I'll blame my heavenly dad
       C                     C/B
And I hope to some day sallyforth from this muck
  Em                               D
Till that day I shall pray for complete change of luck
 
 
CHORUS
    G          C          Em        D           G    C  Em  D
My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse!
    G          C          Em        D           G    C  Em  D
My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse!
 
 
     G                             C
My shoes are all tattered, I've trudged a long mile
       Em                           D
I've stepped in a puddle and I've fell in the pile
    G                       C
I want to lash out but I'm just gonna smile
          Em                      D
While I wait for my luck to be changed in a while
 
 
CHORUS
     G         C           Em       D           G    C  Em  D
My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse!
     G         C           Em       D           G
My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse!
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