Wrong About Gender Cifras

[Verse 1]
 
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My prom was awesome I have no regrets
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Now that the Catholics all have empty nests I can tell you honestly
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it was all gay as hell
 
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I don't know who invented the bottle that spins
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but I know it’s a fun game that everyone wins
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when you play it with closeted queers in a love carousel
 
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when nobody thinks that it’s real to be bi
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your hometown gets filled up with all sorts of lies
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and I’m sorry for all the straight roles that I failed at portraying
 
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but Lord grant me patience and Hugh Grant me grace
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i never knew love till I looked in their face
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when they told me with tears in their eyes that this wasn’t just playing
 
[Chorus 1]
 
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and that isn’t what happened but it’s what I remember
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don’t tell the host I don’t want to offend her
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I’ve never felt stronger while loving so tender
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and we tried so hard but we were still wrong about gender
 
wrong about gender
 
[Verse 2]
 
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bicycle / pancake / omnipotent / queer
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pick a prefix that fits you I’m glad you’re still here
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Me and God hate the people who tell you your feelings are fake
 
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The first person who'd made me feel good to be tall
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Who made me feel real in a whole way at all
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wore the wrong kind of clothes that TV told me I should be right for
 
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gay weddings in Boston showed it was ok
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if I hadn’t known that I might not be here today
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so let’s try telling kids that their joy is a thing we will fight for
 
[Chorus 2]
 
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and that isn’t what happened but it’s what I remember
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we told the truth at the end of december
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we made the worst daiquiris in that poor blender
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and we tried to learn but we were still wrong about gender
 
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No, that isn’t what happened but it’s what I remember
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we told the truth at the end of december
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we made the worst daiquiris in that poor blender
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and we tried to learn but we were still wrong about gender
 
[Outro]
 
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Thank you for holding, I'm probably still wrong about gender
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Thank you for holding me when I was wrong about gender
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Wrong about gender
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Wrong about gender
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