If My Mother Thinks Im Happy Cifras

[Verse 1]
Em                     F
Even though I'm not as gorgeous as I used to be
C                                  D
I still can't get a mortgage and I still don't like the taste of beer
F                         G
I haven't worked a day in over a year
C                                 D
And I don't like the sound on the news I hear
 
[Chorus]
Fmaj7                   C
If my mother thinks I'm happy
Fmaj7          C
Then I must be happy
Fmaj7                         C
Well, if my mother thinks I'm happy
Fmaj7          C
Then I must be happy
 
[Verse 2]
Em              F
Even though I'm turning into stone
C                                          D
My bones all broke like breadsticks on the television show
F                      G
They call life, that's alright
C                            D
But I can wait for something I like
 
[Chorus]
Fmaj7                   C
If my mother thinks I'm happy
Fmaj7          C
Then I must be happy
Fmaj7                         C
Well, if my mother thinks I'm happy
Fmaj7          C
Then I must be happy
 
[Verse 3]
Em            F
Even though I have a couple friends
C                              D
I could name you all of them before this sentence ends
F                      G
No, it's not all about me
C                       D
But sometimes I wish it would be, yeah
 
[Chorus]
Fmaj7                   C
If my mother thinks I'm happy
Fmaj7          C
Then I must be happy
Fmaj7                         C
Well, if my mother thinks I'm happy
Fmaj7          C
Then I must be happy
 
[Verse 4]
Em              F
Even though the sun is in my eyes
C                           D
I could say a swear word or tell a little lie
F                        G
To cover any meaning and run away and hide
C                               D
But I don't like the feeling of feeling not alive
 
[Chorus]
Fmaj7                   C
If my mother thinks I'm happy
Fmaj7          C
Then I must be happy
Fmaj7                         C
Well, if my mother thinks I'm happy
Fmaj7          C
Then I must be happy
 
[Verse 5]
Em             F
Even though my pants are looking old
C                    D
You can't ignore the best material
       F         G
I ever wrote, no no
C                       D
I've got something even better to show
 
[Chorus]
Fmaj7                   C
If my mother thinks I'm happy
Fmaj7          C
Then I must be happy
Fmaj7                         C
Well, if my mother thinks I'm happy
Fmaj7          C
Then I must be happy
 
[Verse 6]
Em            F
Even when the birthday party bash
C                     D
Was thrown last year's into the trash
F                  G
Not everything was built to last
C                          D
But I wish for something I just couldn't ask
 
[Chorus]
Fmaj7                   C
If my mother thinks I'm happy
Fmaj7          C
Then I must be happy
Fmaj7                         C
Well, if my mother thinks I'm happy
Fmaj7          C
Then I must be happy
 
[Verse 7]
N.C.
Even though you live just down the road
N.C
I still go the quickest route back home
N.C.
And sit alone and act like I
N.C.
Just didn't know
 
[Chorus]
Fmaj7                   C
If my mother thinks I'm happy
Fmaj7          C
Then I must be happy
Fmaj7                         C
Well, if my mother thinks I'm happy
Fmaj7          C
Then I must be happy
 
[Verse 8]
Em                F
And even though I made it up
C                          D
I quite like the feeling of being loved
     F                   G
By a civil servant with a paper cup
C                         D
What's the purpose so just fill it up
 
[Chorus]
Fmaj7                   C
If my mother thinks I'm happy
Fmaj7          C
Then I must be happy
Fmaj7                         C
Well, if my mother thinks I'm happy
Fmaj7          C
Then I must be happy
Fmaj7                   C
If my mother thinks I'm happy
Fmaj7          C
Then I must be happy
Fmaj7                         C
Well, if my mother thinks I'm happy
Fmaj7          C
Then I must be happy
 
[Outro]
Em                        F
Oh oh, even though you're solid oak
C                    D
I'd rather something less bespoke
F             G
Just a regular glimmer of hope
C                  D
And I'll be gone before you could know
Fmaj7 C (x8)
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