The Guy Who Didnt Like Musicals - What Do You Want Paul Cifras

(Since this song is written for piano, it doesn't quite transfer to guitar
so easily, so any suggestions for improvemtnes or corrections are very welcome!)
 
 
[Verse 1]
                        D#5
What do you want, Paul?
F#                      N.C.
Tell me what you desire to see
     G#                   D#5
Your deepest intent, Paul
F#
What do you see for this company?
 
[Chrous]
    A#m         G#           C#
I'm looking for someone with strong ambition
A#m        G#         C#       F#
Someone to sell their specific vision
A#m        G#         C#                      D#5
Someone to share with precise precision their thoughts
                     C#   C# F# N.C. G#
'Cause I want you to want       to   want
 
[Break]
G#
So, what do you want, Paul?
            G#
What's that one concrete goal that motivates all your actions?
                F#
I don't think I have one of those!
                                          G#
Well, then how's anyone supposed to sympathize with you, Paul?
G#
I don't know, I want what anyone wants?
F#
Money, a partner? Kids, someday, maybe?
 
 
[Verse 2]
  G#
I want you to want, Paul
  F#
A man so vague just can't be trusted
G#
Something you pine for
F#
Maybe someone who keeps you lusted
 
[Chorus]
A#m         G#       C#
I'm just a boss, I'm not an idea guy
  A#m      G#       C#       F#
I hire you Pauls to keep our stock high
A#m        G#         C#                      D#5
But if you can't pin that point that's in the sky
                   C#  C# F# N.C. G#   G#/A#
Then I want you to want      to   want
 
[Bridge]
       C#          G#         F#
Do you know what I want for myself?
     C#            G#      Fm       D#/G G#
I've waited for so long to tell somebody else
C#        G#             E        D#        G#
Carol, my wife you're my muse, my source of light
Bm        C#                 B        C#     G#
Carol, my love I want you to choke me out at night
              G#sus                  Fm7
I want you to choke me I want you to choke me
              G#sus          D#     Fm7 Cm7
I want you to choke me while I jerk off
              F#             C#     G#sus
I want you to choke me while I jerk off
 
[Break]
G#sus
Melissa, get my wife on the phone for me
    Fm7
Mr. Davidson, I think I should leave!
    Fm7                                                      G#sus
No, Paul, I want you to hear this, if you leave, you're fired
                         Cm7
Carol! Yes, everything's fine, I promise.
                                    G#sus      Cm7
I just wanted to tell you something.      I uh,    I forgot what it was.
G#sus                            Cm7
Huh, maybe someday I'll remember.   Goodbye...
 
[Chorus]
C#            G#                 F#               G#sus4 G#7
Paul, now you know what it is to want (I wanna go home!)
   C#                       G#        Fm        D#      G#
It consumes a man with the passion to drive the primary plot
   A#m     G#       C#
So take up yoga, or improv classes
     A#m     G#           C#            F#
Volunteer at shelters, or Twitch to the masses
        A#m      G#                C#                D#5
There's gotta be something that'll keep my hands off you
    F#             G#sus
Off you...'Cause I want you to want
 
[Outro]
G#sus
I'm gonna go get some coffee. Do you want anything?
G#sus
No, I need you to want
G#sus
How about an iced caramel frappe? Nothing better!
G#sus            C#  C# F#      G#
And if you don't want     we're through
F#    N.C.  G#
Paul? Paul? Paul!
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