Keep Yer Hands Off My Pbr Cifras

Scuzz Twittly - Keep Yer Hands off My P.B.R.
 
 
[Verse 1]
E
You can spit on my pickup truck
 
Call my ma a lousy whore
 
Leave a flamin' bag of dog shit
B
Outside my trailer door
E
But don't go messin' with my Pabst Blue Ribbon
A
'Cause then you gone way too far
 
 
[Chorus]
E                        B                E
Keep yer hands, keep yer hands off my P.B.R.
 
B    E
 
 
[Verse 2]
E
You can bang my little sister
 
Like the drum in a big parade
 
You can hand me a big ole cup of piss
B
And tell me it's lemonade
        E                                  A
You can hide a riled-up rattlesnake, in my grandma's cookie jar
 
 
[Chorus]
              E               B                E
But, keep yer hands, keep yer hands off my P.B.R.
 
B    E
 
 
[Bridge]
        A
You can call Clint Eastwood a homo
        E
You can say Chuck Norris is queer
        A
You can claim John Wayne was a fan of cock
               B
But, keep your hands off my fucking beer
 
 
[Verse 3]
        E
You can kick me in the gonads
 
You can drag me by the ole nutsack
 
You can tie my pecker in a granny knot
             B
And, stick a corncob up my crack
           E
But, don't touch my tasty beverage
       A
'Cause then you took it way too far
 
 
[Chorus]
         E               B               E
Keep yer hands, keep yer hands off my P.B.R.
 
B    E
 
 
[Bridge]
        A
You can cop a cheap feel of my woman's ass
        E
You can squeeze her sloppy tits
              A
But if you go fingering my liquid lover
     B
I'ma gonna lose my shit
 
 
[Verse 4]
E
'Cause when I wanna party, only one drink will do
                                    B
I reach right for an icy can of the red, white and blue
           E                          A
So, if you see me down at the tavern, bellied up to the bar
 
 
[Chorus]
         E               B                E
Keep yer hands, keep yer hands off my P.B.R.
         E               B                E
Just yer hands, keep yer hands off my P.B.R.
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