Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes The Musical Cifras

[Intro]
(spoken)
Em
    Uhh, mission control?
G/D                       A/E
  I have a highly irregular explosive
I could use a hand with
Em
   Does anybody copy?
Em
 Hey pal, what's up?
       G/D                            A/E
Uh, hi. Um, I've got a bomb here to defuse,
         D                             E
but they never covered whatever kind this is
                       E
Just stay cool, champ
You're in good hands, I promise
        G/D
I'll be with you every step of the way
              A/E                  D
We'll get you out of there safely. Deal?
Em
Deal.
 
[Verse 1]
Em
Walk me through the basics,
give me everything you got
      G/D
Is it angular? Rectangular?
We only got one shot
       A/E
It's a metal plated box,
sixty centimeters long
         Em
Kid, the devil's in the details,
so don't get the details wrong
          Em
There's a timer in the center
and three buttons to the right
        G/D
labeled "Echo, Bravo, Tango"
with a tiny amber light
       A/E
If the Bravo's in the middle
and the Tango's to the port,
          Em
hold down Echo seven seconds
and then give me a report
 
[Chorus]
Am/E
Something is wrong and the bomb's still tickin...
Em
Seems to me like the plot has thickened...
Am/E
Mission control, I could use a code!
      B
Well just keep talking and no one will explode!
 
 
[Break]
(spoken)
Em
Thanks for the encouragement?
                                G/D
We're dealing with a boomer here, kid,
                                            A/E
you wanna die playing pretend or keeping it real?
                   D
I don't wanna die, period!
Em
Grеаt kid! Keep that optimism!
 
[Verse 2]
          Em
There are thirty-something digits
on the back-up power node,
         G/D
add them all to pi and multiply by four
to find your code
       A/E
If the power node is yellow,
put the code in in reverse
           Em
Once we've finally fried the override,
I'll try to keep it terse
        Em
Reach inside the side compartment,
pull the lever, vent the vapor
          G/D
then fill out the crossword puzzle
on page five of "Sunday's Paper"
         A/E
Once you finish, you'll initiate a reset protocol
       Em
in the form of a Sudoku puzzle
that you'll need to solve
 
[Chorus]
Am/E
Copy that, but the puzzle's blocked
     Em
by a Captcha code and it's combo locked...
Am/E
Sounds like we're playing on expert mode...
   B
So just keep talking and no one will explode!
 
[Break]
(spoken)
Em
  Now, listen carefully, one mistake
                         G/D
and I'll be talking to myself,
I need you to yank the battery.
    A/E
Uhh.. what battery?
              Em
You're kidding, guess we're doing this the hard way
 
[Verse 3]
           Em
There's an image in the corner
cross your eyes and hold it near
       G/D
If you back away and focus,
something 3D should appear
        A/E
It's an alligator! Try again
A dolphin? Come on kid, focus
   Em
...Santa with a trombone?
Sure, we'll go with that
    Em
Now open up the lower tray
and take the scrabble letters,
              G/D
'cause you'll need to spell a word with them
that's fifty points or better
         A/E
Once you have the panel open,
do the Rubik's cube inside
       Em
Better move a little quicker
or I'll them all you died
 
[Verse 4]
       Em
I've uncovered several wires
colored purple, red and yellow
       G/D
If the yellow's in the middle,
kill off Raph and Donatello
       A/E
But if two are slightly salmon,
or the yellow's kind of green
          Em
snip whichever wire's higher,
and the wires in between
 
[Outro]
(spoken)
Em
What?
                         G/D
Y'know, actually, just.. yeah, cut them
All of them? That's right
A/E D Em
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