The Fun Machine Took A Shit And Died Cifras

Standard Tuning EADGBe
 
Intro:
 
 
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|---7--7---7--7---7--7---7--7---7--7---7--7---7--7---7--7---|
|-5------5------5------5------5------5------5------5--------|
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Verse riff: (breath out along with the Gm chord)
 
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|---3---3-3----3--3-3-----3--3-3-------2br---|
|---3---3-3----3--3-3-----3--3-3-------------|
|---5---5-5----5--5-5-----5--5-5-------------|
|---5---5-5----5--5-5-----5--5-5-------------|
|-3----------3----------3----------3---------|
 
 
Verse 1: (C#m refers to the bent second fret on the B-string)
 
Gm                          C#m
Got guns do you wanna 
Gm                          C#m
Take aim at each other?
Gm
Scratch the itch? Give the finger?
                  D D  C C# D D   D D  C C# D D  C
'Cause we don't care                          Anyway
 
Gm                          C#m
Got knives, have you seen 'em?
Gm                          C#m
In your back's where we keep 'em
Gm
And your never gonna reach 'em
                   D D  C C# D D   D D  C C# D D  Eb
Now that sounds fair
 
 
Chorus 1:
 
F                       D
Oh, this is bound to be good
F                                  D
You can't, but you thought that you could
 
 
G G G Bb  G G G Bb  G G G Bb  G
Yeah.....
 
 
Verse 2: (all chords are single notes
 
 G G G Bb  G G G Bb  G G G Bb  G
Boiling it down Little king, little crown
 
 G G G Bb  G G G Bb  G G G Bb  G
Oh 'you give and you give,' 
                         D D  C C# D D   D D  C C# D D  C
why don't you just give in?
 G G G Bb  G G G Bb  G G G Bb  G
Come on, take it with a smile
 G G G Bb  G G G Bb  G G G Bb  G
Hit the bottle for a while You can beg, you can plead,
                       D D  C C# D D   D D  C C# D D  Eb
it won't change a thing
 
 
Chorus 2:
 
F                        D
Oh, this is bound to be good
F                                  D
You can't, but you thought that you could
F                   D
Oh, how can you win
F                     D
Against, yourself again?
 
 
Middle Jam: (with other variations)
 
 
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|-----------3-3h5p3--------|--5-5--3-5~-5-|
|--3-3-3h6-----------6--3~-|--3-3--1-3~-3-|
 
          (x4)                  (x2)
 
(play the intro when you finish jamming)
 
Verse 3:
 
Gm                          C#m
How you like your position?
Gm                          C#m
You ain't Robert Mitchum
Gm
You're ten pounds of shit
                   D D  C C# D D   D D  C C# D D  Eb
In a five pound bag
 
 
Chorus 3:
 
F                        D
Oh, this is bound to be good
F                                  D
You can't, but you thought that you could
F                   D
Oh, how can you win
F                     D
Against, yourself again?
 
 
Outro:
 
Bb
Yaaauwaaaaa
C
Oh yaaaaauwaaa
Bb
Yaaauwaaaaa
C
Oh yaaaaauwaaa
Bb
Yaaauwaaaaa
C
Oh yaaaaauwaaa
 
Fm                      Eb   D
Ooooooooooooooooohhhhh
 
 
G G G Bb  G G G Bb  G G G Bb   G
 
 
(abrupt end)
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