The Barry Williams Show Cifras

[Intro]
 
N.C.
Let's go
 
[Verse]
Em             G5
One man at the window
Em          G       Gm
One girl at the bar
Em                      G
Saw that look of recognition
Em                          G
When they know just who you are
Em                G
I seen you on the tv
Em                 G
I seen you on that show
Em                  G
You make the people crazy
Em                    G
And then you let them go
Em
Before the show we calm them
Em
We sympathize, we care
C
And the hostile folk we keep apart
         B                 Em
'Til the red light says on air'
Em
Did you see our leather lovers
Em
All tied up to the chair
        C
Did you catch those child molesters
B                Em
No one else goes there
 
[Chorus]
 
C                      Am
What a show, the Barry Williams show
Am           G   D
What a show,
C             Am
Dysfunctional excess
   G               D
Is all it took for my success
    C                 Am
The greater pain that they endure
    G                 D
The more you know the show will scored
Em
It's showtime
 
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[Verse]
 
Em                      G
Got the reputation of a surgeon
Em                       Am
Cos they cannot feel the cut
Am               G
It looks so very simple
       Em           G
But it really is an art
Em                       G
They call our studio the hospital'
Em                     G     Am
Making money from the sick
Am            G
We let people be themselves
Em                G
There is no other trick
Em
My lover stole my girlfriend'
Em
I keep beating up my ex'
C
I want to kill my neighbor'
B                     Em
My daughter's selling sex'
Em
My s/m lover hurt me'
Em
My girl became a man'
C
I love my daughter's rapist
B                       Em
My life's gone down the pan'
 
[Chorus]
 
C                      Am
What a show, the Barry Williams show
Am      G     D
It’s my show
D
What a show
C             Am
Dysfunctional excess
   G               D
Is all it took for my success
C                             Am
And when the punches start to fly
 G                      D
The ratings always read so high
Em
It's showtime
 
G Em        G  Em  D
 
[Verse]
 
Em                   G
That girl has got no scruples'
Em                   Am
Not a wrinkle on her face
Am                             G
You would not believe the plot she conceived
Em                        G
So they'd let her take my place
Em                 G
Well, no man is an island
Em          G
No man is a sea
    C
But this display of emotion
C
Is all but drowning me
 
[Chorus]
 
       C     Am        G
What a show, oh what a show
D     C               Am       G      D
On my show, the Barry Williams show
Am      G
It's my show
Em     G
What a show
C             Am
Dysfunctional excess
   G               D
Is all it took for my success
 
[Verse]
 
C                  Am
The best tv you've ever seen
      Em                              D
Where people say the things that they really mean
  C               Am
I hear my name, I hear them roar
        G               D
For the one more time I take the floor
     C              Am
Just one more Barry Williams show
            G                  D
We're gonna take you where you want to go
Em
It's showtime
 
[Outro]
 
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Em
Come on down
Em
Come on down
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