Ballad Of The Soy Boy Cifras

[Intro]
 
Bm   Em
 
                  Bm
I'd like to give a shoutout to the Unbearables
                                               D
Who helped me put these thoughts and feelings
        N.C
Into lyrics, about a man...
 
 
[Verse]
G                                 Bm
  There is a man who is afraid of dairy,
    C                          G
And he is proud that his chest never got hairy.
                         N.C
On his driver's license, under gender
Bm
It says "other".
    C
His best friend and role model growing up
    D
And still is his lesbian mother.
   G
He can't give the D
                 Bm
Cus he's got low T.
      C
Trump tweets gave him PTSD, his pronoun's "Xe"
D
And he sits to pee.
       G
He's a Buzzfeed "Foodie Blogger", which means
Bm
He is unemployed.
   C
He always acts bitchy, and pissy, cus
D
He is bloated from soy.
 
 
[Chorus]
 
       Em               C
He's a Soy Boy,and he's so annoyed,
   G                  D
He feels no joy, from all that soy.
Em             C
Weak, soft soy hands,
         G                        D
A lot of demands, he's got mammary glands.
            Em                  C
He says his cat is trans cus of all that soy,
       G                 D            G
He's a Soy Boy. And he's awful to be around...
 
 
[Verse]
 
N.C
He thinks Shaun King is black,
          Bm
Elizabeth Warren is Indian and Caitlyn's a chick.
    C
His ankles are thick, and he says
      G
"Colin Kaepernick should've been first round pick".
       N.C
Hes an ally to women,
                          Bm
When he's marching in the streets
       C
But be careful ladies,
            G
Because he is a creep in the sheets.
N.C
He calls opinions attacks,
         Bm
His imaginary friends are all black.
         C
He talks nasty and dirty to Alexa
        G
Because Alexa can't fight back
N.C
"Co-exist" sticker on his chest, "I'm with her!"
Bm
Proudly on his back.
     C
He's Hillary on Facebook, but watch out,
         D
Cus he's Bill Clinton in the sack.
 
 
[Chorus]
 
       Em            C
He's a Soy Boy, he's so annoyed,
   G                  D
He feels no joy, from all that soy.
    Em                  C
His gender is Soy, his opinions are Soy,
       G                    D
He's a Soycialist, and he's always pissed.
       Em            C
He's a Soy Boy, he's gassy from Soy,
     G                   D
He's soycumsised, he's a fiend for Soy beans.
     Em                 C
He's always mean to his Soylent ween...
     G
He's drowning in soy...
 
 
[Outro]
 
         D
And he's awful...
       G
To be around...
N.C
He's a Soy Boy...
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