Porch Pirates Cifras

Porch Pirates
By Mike and Kimberly Day   12/22/21
Some guitar mostly acapella
 
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Spoken: ARG persistent porch pirates…
 
[Verse 1]
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Made an order on the Zon, just yesterday.
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They sent a text to let me know, that it was on the way.
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I got a notice on my phone, the package has arrived
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The driver took a picture and left it behind.
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The gift was for my lover, arrived here just in time
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I rushed to the place where it was left behind
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When I got there it was gone, much to my demise
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The Porch Pirates storm my place, with neigh a battle cry
 
[Refrain]
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Yo Ho, there they go, and they got away
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The Porch Pirates made their run, in the light of day
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Yo Ho, there they go, till they get your goods
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The Porch Pirates are sailing, in your neighborhood.
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Yo Ho, there they go, and they got away
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The Porch Pirates made their run, in the light of day
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Yo Ho, there they go, till they get your goods
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The Porch Pirates are sailing, in your neighborhood.
 
[Verse 2]
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The Poarch Pirates will steal, anything they can
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They are a scourge, running across the land
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The scurvy Poarch Pirates, annoy me every time
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They never seem to pay, for their bloody crimes
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They see you when you’re leaving, they’re always on the take
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They rush up to your porch, then make their break
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If you shop at local stores, you keep what you buy
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So shop at the Mom n Pops, that’s my battle cry
 
[Refrain]
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Yo Ho, there they go, and they got away
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The Porch Pirates made their run, in the light of day
F
Yo Ho, there they go, till they get your goods
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The Porch Pirates are sailing, in your neighborhood.
F
Yo Ho, there they go, and they got away
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The Porch Pirates made their run, in the light of day
F
Yo Ho, there they go, till they get your goods
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The Porch Pirates are sailing, in your neighborhood.
 
[Verse 3]
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The Porch Pirate should hang, for their bloody crime
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Whoever finds the ship, leave none left alive
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Hunt them down and make them pay, for the things they’ve done
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The Porch Pirate must to pay, each and every one.
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We need to outsmart, the nasty, wasty few
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When ordering on line, be smarter than their crew
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Send it to a place, where your package will be safe
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We can make the Porch Pirate, simply fade away
 
[Refrain]
F
Yo Ho, there they go, and they got away
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The Porch Pirates made their run, in the light of day
F
Yo Ho, there they go, till they get your goods
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The Porch Pirates are sailing, in your neighborhood.
F
Yo Ho, there they go, and they got away
C                                 G7              C
The Porch Pirates made their run, in the light of day
F
Yo Ho, there they go, till they get your goods
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The Porch Pirates are sailing, in your neighborhood.
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