The Chaser - The Eulogy Song Cifras para ukulele

The Chaser's 'Eulogy' Song - (highly offensive)
Music by Andrew Hansen
Words by Chris Taylor
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Here's the chords to that controversial song performed on the Chaser's War On Everything
the play Dead Caesar.
Tabbed by Bert.
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Playing Notes:
During the song there are many spoken parts which can't be placed into timing with the
so I've only written down the chords played during these parts
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D7 - (Spoken part)
My great grand father died this week.
I couldn’t stand him actually nobody could.
But as soon as he passed away everybody went around saying what a top bloke he was, so..
I’d like to dedicate this song to you, 'Gramps'.
 
       F            Am
He was very hard of hearing,
       F            Am
he was dull and domineering,
F          Am               G
misogynist cantankerous and vain.
           F            G
He hit the bottle every night,
          F              Am
he hit my grandma out of spite,
          F                                G
and those stories about his bunions were a pain.
    F                 G
But all that’s now forgotten,
        F              Am
once he took his final breath.
         F                G                F
Yes even pricks turn into top blokes after death.
 
F G F Am - (Spoken part)
You don’t believe me?
C D - (Spoken part)
Allow me to furnish you with a few examples..
 
      F              Am
Steve Irwin lived in khaki,
  F           Am
a cartoon kamikaze,
    F                 Am                G
who taunted crocs and talked so frequently.
 
    F               G
And Brocky was some revhead,
    F                        Am
who pumped the air with pure lead,
   F                          G
so anti green he drove into a tree.
 
    F               G
But all that was forgotten,
          F                Am
once they took their final breath.
         F               G                F
Yes even tools turn into top blokes after death.
 
     F                Am
John Lennon chose the hippy life,
   F                       Am
he chose some nutbag for a wife,
    F                    Am               G
and his songs were never quite as good as Paul’s.
 
     F                  G
Jeff Buckley fooled all lovers,
         F             Am
just one album, mostly covers,
     F                               G
more wailing than Japan does off our shores.
 
    F               G
But all that was forgotten,
        F              Am
once he took his final breath,
         F                 G                F
yes even wankers turn into top blokes after death.
 
         F             Am
Princess Di was just a slut for sex,
     F                  Am
when they looked in the car wreck,
    F                  Am           G
her dress was wet with Arab's semen stain.
 
     F             G
Stan Zemanek was a racist jock,
  F         Am
a fatso xenophobic cock,
      F                                  G
whose views were more malignant than his brain.
 
    F            G
But all that was forgotten,
     F                 Am
once he took his final breath,
         F                   G                F
yes even arseholes turn into top blokes after death.
 
F G F Am - (spoken part)
It’s not how they lived that counts,
but how we rewrite the book.
 
C D - (spoken part)
When it comes to truth it’s best to use restraint,
 
F G F Am - (spoken part)
It pays to throw away the facts
and have a rose coloured look.
 
C D - (spoken part)
When he dies, Martin Bryant will look a saint.
 
    F             Am
Don Bradman was a total farce,
  F              Am
a grumpy, greedy tired-arse,
    F                       Am               G
who couldn’t even score one run last time he played.
 
      F            G
Kerry Packer was a brothel chief,
  F               Am
a tax cheat and a kidney thief.
    F                                          G
and procreating Jamie was the worst mistake he made.
 
    F            G
But all that was forgotten,
        F              Am
once he took his final breath,
         F                         G                F
yes even **** (censored) turn into top blokes after death.
 
        F
Belinda Emmett was a…  (stopped by cast)
 
         F              G
Remember all will be forgotten,
        F              Am
once we take our final breath..
         F
yes even pervert motherf**kers,
     F
even rampant child-abusers,
     F
even local Baghdad looters,
     F
even baby bunny rooters,
     F
even reckless drunken drivers,
     F
even rodent sperm imbibers,
     F
even violent poofter bashers,
     F
even public penis flashers,
     F
even rotting corpse molesters,
     F
even human piss ingesters,
     F
even tiny kitten kickers,
     F
even anal finger lickers,
     F             Am
even Anna ‘bloody’ Coren,
         F             G               F
yes even she will be a top bloke after death.
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The Chaser's War On Everything:
http://abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/
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http://www.myspace.com/chaserteam
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