Scotch Woodcock - Balanitis Cifras para ukulele

Scotch Woodcock
                                  Balanitis
 
Tabbed by K-Dizzle
Standard Tuning
 
Intro:
C F F
C F F
C F F
C F C
 
[Verse 1]
 
C                   F
Spent some time with your mom
 
C               F
Rollin' round in bed
 
C           D
How was i to know?
 
F                      C
It'd never be the same again
 
[Chorus]
 
C        F   F
I've got Balanitis
 
C      F     F
Oh my God it sucks
 
C            F      F
My balls are really swollen
 
C      F         C
Now it just gets stuck
 
[Verse 2]
 
C               F
Started Getting Problems
 
C           F
Down, in my pants
 
C           D
Went to the doctor
 
F                      C
He touched me with his hands
 
C                    F
Told me my balls were ruined
 
C                   F
Gave me some special pills
 
C             D
Now i'm hallucinating
 
F                C
And i've got the chills
 
 
[Chorus x2]
 
 
Then comes the bridge, which is just the chorus played twice heavily palm-muted with no singing
 
 
[Chorus x3]
 
[Outro]
C F F
C F C
 
 
If you haven't heard this song, search balanitis on youtube to listen to a crappy
of it, but it's enough to give u the idea of how it sounds. On the actual recording, there's
an electric guitar that plays palm muted power chord versions of all the notes.
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