Subspace Rhapsody - Status Report Ensemble Cifras

Credits to u/idoliside for transcribing this song!
 
[Verse]
Spock:
Am                       Dm/F
The intermix chamber and containment field
C                        Bdim        E6#9  E6b9
Are stable
Am                            Dm/F
I’ll get to the warp core and assess its state
C                        Bdim        E6#9  E6b9
When I’m able
[Why?]
 
Pike:
[Where is that music coming from?]
 
Ortegas:
[Not from anywhere on the ship.]
 
[Chorus]
Spock:
Fmaj7
Apologies
Em7      Am
The most confounding thing
F#dim
I appear to be singing
 
[Uhura: I have Sickbay for you, sir.]
Fmaj7         E7
Most unusual, so peculiar
 
[Verse]
M’Benga & Chapel:
Am                      Dm/F
We can confirm there’re no injuries
         C
Just the daily
Bdim        E6#9  E6b9
Mundane
 
Chapel:
Am
A headache, a splinter
 
M’Benga:
Dm/F
A left ankle sprain
 
Pike:
C
It’s happening again
 
M’Benga & Chapel:
Bdim        E6#9  E6b9
Why are we singing?
Fmaj7
 
[Chorus]
Apologies
Em7      Am
The most confounding thing
F#dim
I appear to be singing
Fmaj7         E7
Most unusual, so peculiar
 
Pike:
[Lieutenant Ortegas, status report.]
 
[Verse]
Ortegas:
Bm                Em/G
Ortegas is at the helm
D              C#dim     F#7#9   F#7b9
The pilot seat is my realm
Bm                  Em/G
We’re in a field surrounded
       D
Still, flight systems steady
C#dim     F#7#9   F#7b9
Impulse engines ready
 
[Verse]
Una:
Gmaj7
At the console
F#maj7
Systems initializing
Bm           G#dim
Life support robust
Now finalizing
Gmaj7                F#maj7
We’ll check inertial dampers
                   Bm
And see if they’re hampered
N.C.
All is OK
N.C.
It appears that all is OK
 
Bm  Em/G  D  C#dim  F#m7  Am
C#m  F#m/A
C#m  F#m/A
 
[Verse]
La’an:
C#m                 F#m/A
Security detects no threats
           E
We’ll do a personnel overhaul
Edim       G#6#9  G#6b9
No decks unchecked
C#m                        F#m/A
All tactical functions are steady
E
Phaser banks, deflector shields
Edim       G#6#9  G#6b9
All at the ready
 
[Chorus]
All:
Amaj7       G#m7     C#m
Apologies, the most confounding thing
Bbdim
We appear to be singing
Amaj          G#m7       C#m
Most unusual, so peculiar (3x canon)
 
Spock:
C#m
All systems stable
 
Pelia:
F#m/A
All systems stable
 
Chapel:
E
All systems stable
 
M’Benga:
Ebdim       G#6#9  G#6b9
All systems stable
 
Una:
C#m
All systems stable
 
La’an:
F#m/A
All systems stable
 
Jim Kirk:
E
All systems stable
 
Pike:
Ebdim       G#6#9  G#6b9
But why are we singing?!
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