High Fidelity - I Slept With Someone Who Handled Kurt Cobains Intervention Cifras

[INTRO]
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A
I slept with someone
    Aadd9/C#                   Dadd9        D
who handled Kurt Cobain's intervention.
   A                                 Aadd9/C#
He taught me all these tantric moves
                        Gadd9        D     A/C#
And he's really good at frenchin'!
Bm7                  Bm11
He's vibrant and creative
          Aadd9/C#
And makes salads that have flowers.
    Dadd9         D            Esus        E
He slathers me in oils and massages me for hours...
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and hours...and hours.
 
 
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He's caring and supportive,
      C#7sus/F#  F#m       B7sus4
And gives me his full attention.
Bm7add4
I slept with someone
    E9sus                           D/A        A
Who handled a dead rock star's intervention.
 
 
Amaj7/E
Finally, a grown-up
     D/E
Who always pays his bills.
     Amaj7/E                        E9sus
He's got insurance, self-assurance, marketable skills.
     C#m/E     A/E
He's not like all the others,
     B/D#                  Bsus4/D#
Only one thing on the brain
   Dadd9 Amaj7  D        F#m      Dm/A                 Bm7b5
But if I had my druthers I'd have slept with Kurt Cobain.
 
 
A                        Aadd9/C#
I slept with someone who handled
                    Dadd9        D
Kurt Cobain's intervention.
   A                        A/C#
A fact which all too often,
                     Gadd9    D    A/C#
he's all too glad to mention.
 
 
     Bm
And what is there to brag about?
  Aadd9/C#
I wouldn't go and shout it
          Dadd9
Cause it really didn't go so well
F#m/D#
When you thjink about it
 
 
    A/E
But I won't think about it
    B/D#
Or why my jaw keeps clenchin'
        Dsus2
Or the fact that when he's mounting me
A/C# B7sus               B/F#
I    feel this mountain tension!
Bm7
I slept with someone
     E7sus
who handled Kurt Cobain's intervention.
 
 
[OUTRO]
 
*first line of the chorus to 'Smells Like Teen Spirit', just the melody played as single notes
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