Lit - My Own Worst Enemy - The Presidents Of The Usa - Lump - Harvey Danger - Flagpole Sitta Cifras

This is a mash-up I created as one of those overly-emotional acoustic coffee house cover.
I suppose you could still rock out on it too.
 
[Intro - My Own Worst Enemy]
Dmaj7 D       Dmaj7 D       A G (x4)
 
 
 
[Verse 1]
D                                              A G
Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk?
D                                              A G
I didn't mean to call you that
D                                                 A G
I can't remember what was said or what you threw at me
D                           A
Please tell me, Please tell me
 
[Chorus]
D   Em                  G                A
Why... My car is in the front yard, and I'm
                 D          Em
sleeping with my clothes on...
                       G            A
I came in through your window, last night, and you're
Dmaj7 D       Dmaj7 D       A G (x2)
Gone...                         Gone
 
[Verse 2- Lump]
D                          C
Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
                                  D
totally motionless except for her heart
                            C
Mud flowed up into Lump's pajamas
                                        D
She totally confused all the passing piranhas
 
[Chorus]
       D           D             D                G
She's Lump, she's Lump, She's Lump, She's in my head
       D           D           D                    G
She's Lump, she's Lump, She's Lump, She's might be dead
 
[Verse 3]
D                                C
  Lump lingered last in line for brains
                                               D
And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane
                                      C
Small thing's so sad that birds could land
                                            D
Is Lump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band?
 
[Chorus]
       D           D             D                G
She's Lump, she's Lump, She's Lump, She's in my head
       D           D           D                    G
She's Lump, she's Lump, She's Lump, She's might be dead
 
[Verse 4 - Flagpole Sitta]
D                                                    Am
I had visions, I was in them, I was looking into the mirror
                     Am7          C                     D
To see a little bit clearer, the rottenness and evil in me
D                                                            Am
Fingertips have memories mine can't forget the curves of your body
                      Am7        C                           D
And when I feel a bit naughty, I run it up the flagpole and see
 
who salutes, but no one ever does
 
[Chorus]
D                              Am7              C                  D
I.... I'm not sick but I'm not well, and I'm so hot, 'cause I'm in hell
 
[Verse 5]
D                                                           Am
Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding
                         Am7         C                   D
The cretins cloning and feeding, and I don't even own a TV
D                                                         Am
Put me in the hospital for nerves and then they had to commit me
                         Am7        C
You told them all I was crazy, they cut off my legs now
D
I'm an amputee goddamn you!
 
[Chorus]
D                              Am7              C                  D
I.... I'm not sick but I'm not well, and I'm so hot, 'cause I'm in hell
D                              Am7              C                D
I.... I'm not sick but I'm not well, and it's a sin, to live so well
 
[Outro- mashup]
D                        Em
It's no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
G                          A
  Cuz every now and then I kick the living shit out of me
D                        Em
 Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk
G                   A
  I didn't mean to call you that
D                                   G
Is this lump out of my head I think so
D                                   G
Is this lump out of my head I think so
D                        Am7  C                  D
I'm not sick but I'm not well, I didn't mean to call you that
D                                           Am7
Paranoia paranoia everybody's coming to get me,
C                                       D
   Is this lump out of my head? I think so...
 
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