Phineas And Ferb - Theres A Platypus Controlling Me Cifras para ukulele

Srumming Pattern is DUDUDU
 
(Spoken) Vanessa: Dad?
 
(Spoken) Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Oh, hi, Vanessa!
 
(Spoken) Vanessa: Dad, what are you doing?
                       B                                 A
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest I don't really understand
            D                                    A
But I fell down this hill and I got glue on my hands
  D
Now I got records on my fingers
      C
Kids: Whaaaat?
                        D
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Records on my fingers
 E
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
      C
Kids: Don't stop
                      F
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me
       C
Kids: WHAAAAT?
                      F#
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I got a platypus controlling me
 C
Now let me sum it up
G
It was a strange set of circumstances
      C
Kids: Strange set of circumstances?
                     E
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers
 A
And I just can't stop
      C
Kids: DON'T STOP DON'T STOP
                     C
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I would if I was able
          G                                            A
There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table
 
Kids: There's a platypus controlling him—WHAAAT?
 
Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down. Like, corporations are a platypus
      C
Kids: The government's a platypus
 
Your teacher is a platypus
 
Kids: Society's a platypus
 
My parents are a platypus
 
The media's a platypus
 
It's all just propaganda
 
Yeah, we all got a platypus controlling us
                     D
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No just me
      C
Kids: We all got a platypus controlling us
                     A
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'd stop if I was able
      C
Kids: We all got a platypus controlling us
                     C
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'm not speaking metaphorically
 D                                              A
The platypus controlling me is underneath the table
 C                   A
Oh wait, no, he's gone!
   B                                    A
Heyyy! There's no platypus controlling me...
  A                              B
There's no platypus controlling me!
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