Animaniacs - Catch Up Song Cifras

[Verse 1]
C                    F
Taxis are Ubers, the stars are YouTubers
     G
Neil Tyson gave Pluto the axe
C                           F
Cellphones got smarter, the oceans got hotter
    G
The global economy collapsed
 
 
[Verse 2]
   C                         F
We get internet deals on our hyphenate meals
          G
Like cage-free, vegan-paleo sausage
   C                               F
We don’t leave our homes thanks to Amazon drones
     G
They track what we do through our watches
 
 
[Chorus]
F                     Em
What’s going on? Will we be okay?
    Dm                    C
Has it all gone mad since we went away?
    F                     Em
Oh, update us please, and put us at ease
             A7
‘Cause we’ve run out of jokes
G
About the 90s
 
 
[Verse 3]
   Eb                           Ab
Al Gore lost hope ‘cause of one hanging chad
      Bb
Dubya hunted for WMDs
 Eb                    Ab
Obama brought hope, so Clinton thought “Dope!
 Bb
2016 should be a real breeze!”
 
 
[Dialogue]
N.C.
Dot: So Hillary finally broke that glass ceiling?
N.C.
Yakko: No, but it certainly does feel like it’s raining shards of glass all around us.
 
 
[Verse 4]
F                           Bb
The country’s cut into two, the red and the blue
    C
Facebook’s a toxic waste dump
    F                           Bb
The Fox Friends are doting, the Russians are voting
    C
And now there’s a President Trum-
 
 
[Dialogue]
N.C.
Yakko: At least, we think there’s still a President Trump. You see, the writers are writing this in 2018.
N.C.
Wakko: How is that possible? The people rely on Animaniacs for outrageous and relevant content!
N.C.
Dot: Well, how can we finish catching up if we don’t know what happened in the last two years?
N.C.
Yakko: I don’t know, wild guesses?
N.C.
Dot: Sounds good to me!
 
 
[Verse 5]
        A                          D
We have chips in our brains, we no longer feel pain
          E
There are worsening climate disasters
       A                        D
Now we live underground, and we can’t make a sound
        E
Else we anger our polar bear masters! (They’ve come south for revenge!)
 
 
[Verse 6]
         Bb                        Eb
We breed birds without arms on our factory farms
       F
And we live in aluminium bunkers
        Bb                      Eb
We send humans to Mars, all the food comes in bars
        F
And the top-rated show is called Clunkers!
 
 
[Dialogue]
N.C.
It’s about a talking police car!
N.C.
Who’s also a time machine!
N.C.
Wow, here comes the star, Clunko!
N.C.
“I travel through time, following crime!”
 
[Chorus]
       Eb              Bb
That’s going on in the world today
        F                    Bb
It’s as crazy as now as when we went away
    Eb                Dm7          G7
Our ratings depend on knowing the trends
          Eb         F                    Bb
We’re all caught up, that’s how this song ends!
X