Beached Cifras

[Verse 1]
G                 Gdim
Life is a beach in hell
G                    Gdim
Why give a speech if crying works so well?
G                     Gdim
  Are you a beautiful weirdo? (Yes!)
G             Gdim         G     Gdim
  Are you 99.99% libido, .01% burrito?
 
[Chorus]
C            C#dim
  You saw an alligator
        D                 Eb
Eat the neighbor: like an hour later
C           C#dim
  You saw a stranger slip
D                     Eb
Bust his brains on an escalator
Em                                 C C7
Didn't even move the needle on your mood
C   Bb  A G
You are immune
Em                                 C
Didn't even move the needle on your mood
C   Bb  A G
You are immune
A7
Hot to trot‚ born to rot
       C
You're livin' it up
                G
On the doomsday clock
 
[Verse 2]
G                 Gdim
Life is a beach in purgatory
G
Why spill the beans
     Gdim
When lying's so rewarding?
G                           Gdim
  Are you a glorious orange narcissist? (No!)
G                         Gdim
  Are you an allegory for abstinence? (Hell no!)
G             Gdim
  Are you 99.99% off your meds?
G          Gdim
  That's unfortunate
 
[Chorus]
C            C#dim
  You saw an alligator
        D                 Eb
Eat the neighbor: like an hour later
C           C#dim
  You saw a stranger slip
D                     Eb
Bust his brains on an escalator
Em                                 C
Didn't even move the needle on your mood
C   Bb  A G
You are immune
Em                                 C
Didn't even move the needle on your mood
C   Bb  A G
You are immune
A7
Hot to trot‚ born to rot
       C
You're livin' it up
                G
On the doomsday clock
 
[Outro]
Em                               C#dim
   All the love they said you've lost
                        C
Only goes and makes you strong
            Cm/Eb
They were wrong
            G
Pour me a shot
 
Em                            C#dim
   All the love they said you want
                        C
Only goes and makes you drunk
           Cm/Eb
They were right
            G
Pour me a shot
C   Bb  A G
You are immune
C   Bb  A G
You are immune
C   Bb  A G
You are immune
C   Bb
You are-
A7
Hot to trot‚ born to rot
       C
You're livin' it up
                G
On the doomsday clock
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