Why Dont We All Just Get Stoned Cifras

[Verse 1]
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You can't even look at the TV these days,
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Without getting scared half to death.
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The eyewitness news leaves you used and abused,
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And I find myself gasping for breath.
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There's strikes and inflation,
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And strife between nations,
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The world's in a hell of a mess.
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No matter who's hurting,
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There's one thing for certain,
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The whole world will blame the US.
 
 
[Chorus]
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Oooooohhh
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Why don't we all just get stoned,
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Get drunk and sing beer-drinking songs.
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Between Brezhnev and Begin,
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Khomeini and Reagan,
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We might as well all just get stoned.
 
 
[Verse 2]
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The Russians don't like us, and we don't like them.
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The Israelis hate the Arabs.
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Iran and Iraq are on each other's back,
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And El Salvador's still up for grabs.
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I wish they'd take Idi Amin and Khomeini
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And Khadafi and all of the rest,
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Tie 'em all up to a chair,
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And make 'em stare at Yasser Arafat,
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‘Til he uglies the whole bunch to death.
 
 
[Chorus]
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Oooooohhh
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Why don't we all just get stoned,
      G                            D
Get drunk and sing beer-drinking songs.
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Between Brezhnev and Begin,
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Khomeini and Reagan,
    A                            G       D
We might as well all just get stoned.
 
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What about cleaning up our own backyard?
 
 
[Verse 3]
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There's mass unemployment, and crime in the streets,
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Inflation gets worse everyday,
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If the commies don't take us, Reagonomics wll break us
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We ain't got a chance either way
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But Americans are rumored to have a good sense of humor
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We can laugh when we're put to the test
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And if we all stick together, ain't a storm we can't weather
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We'll ride this one out like the rest
 
 
[Chorus]
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Oooooohhhhhh
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Why don't we all just get stoned,
     A                             E
Get drunk and sing beer-drinking songs.
          A
Between Brezhnev and Begin,
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Khomeini and Reagan,
    B                           E
We might as well all just get stoned.
 
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Ohhh ohhh ohhh stoned
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