Weird Cousin Cifras

[Intro]
C Dm C Dm
 
 
[Verse 1]
   C
He showed up on a motorcycle
Dm
Late on Christmas Eve
C
Says his name is Leon
    Dm
But last year it was Steve
    C
You don't know if he has a job
    Dm
And you don't care to ask
   C
He spends the evening in the corner
Dm
Sipping from a flask
 
 
[Chorus]
                C
He's your weird cousin
 
Your weird cousin
Dm
Who's so fricking weird
           C
Your weird cousin
 
Your weird cousin
N.C.
He can't grow a beard
           C
Your weird cousin
 
Your weird cousin
Dm
Everybody has a weird cousin
           C
Your weird cousin
 
Your weird cousin
    Dm
And you can't help but love him
 
 
[Verse 2]
   C
He shows up on a moped
    Dm
His hair is soaking wet
   C
He needs to borrow money
          Dm
'Cause he lost his in a horseracing bet
   C
He smells like gasoline
Dm
Mixed with the county fair
C
Spends the evening trying to sell
    Dm
The family Tupperware
 
 
[Chorus]
                C
He's your weird cousin
 
Your weird cousin
Dm
He's so fricking strange
           C
Your weird cousin
 
Your weird cousin
N.C.
Think he might have mange
           C
Your weird cousin
 
Your weird cousin
Dm
Everybody has a weird cousin
           C
Your weird cousin
 
Your weird cousin
    Dm
And you can't help but love him
 
 
[Verse 3]
N.C.
Conspiracy theory time
C
The moon landing, it wasn't real, they staged it in L.A.
     C
He believes the FBI is really the CIA
    C
The president's a lizard and so are all the royals
          C
We should all wear pointy hats made of aluminum foil
 
 
[Chorus]
                C
He's your weird cousin
 
Your weird cousin
Dm
He's so fricking odd
           C
Your weird cousin
 
Your weird cousin
N.C.
How are you even related?
             C
How are we related?
 
Your weird cousin
 
Your weird cousin
Dm
If you don't have a weird cousin
    C
I'm sorry it's true but look around the room
Dm
  The weird cousin is you
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