Be A Dentist Cifras para ukulele

[Verse 1]
F                           Dm
When I was young and just a bad little kid
Bb                       C
My momma noticed funny things I did
F                            Dm
Like shooting puppies with a BB gun
Bb                       C
I poisoned Guppies and when I was done
F                         Dm
I'd find a pussy cat and bash in it's head
Bb                     C
That's when my momma said
 
 
[Pre-Chorus]
N.C.
(What did she say)
N.C.
She said my boy I think someday
N.C.
You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay
 
 
[Chorus]
               F    Dm
You'll be a dentist
             Bb                       C
You have a talent for causing things pain
             F     Dm
Son, be a dentist
             Bb               C
People will pay you to be inhumane
 
         Gm                      C
Your temperament's wrong for priesthood
       Dm                          Bb
and teaching would suit you still less
           Gm
Son be a dentist
C  N.C.
   You'll be a success!
 
 
[Bridge]
F                      Dm
Here he is folks the leader of the plaque,
           Bb                     C
watch him suck up that gas Oh my God!
F                          Dm
He is a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Bb                                 C
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquee de sade
           Gm                  C
(Oh that hurts, wait I'm not numb!)
        Dm        A7         N.C.
Oh shut up, open wide here I come!
 
 
[Chorus]
             F     Dm
I am your dentist
    Bb                      C
I enjoy the career that I picked
            F     Dm
I am your dentist
           Bb                   C
And I get off on the pain I inflict!
     Gm                       C
When I start extracting your molars
      Dm                         Bb
I'll have you all screming like holy rollers
Gm
Dentist
 
 
[Outro]
N.C.
Somewhere in heaven above me,
N.C.
I know that my mama's proud of me
 Gm
'Cause I'm a dentist...
N.C.       F   Dm
And a success!
 
    Bb
Say ah
C
Ah
    F
Say Ah
Dm
Aah
Bb       C
   Yeah
      F
Say AAAH
Bb     C
AAAAAHHH
       C
Now, spit!
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