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[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Whenever I hear a news report of an avalanche involving British skiers
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I  listen in with interest in the hope that I might catch the name Ben Shepherd
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 Little wonder that we parted, I’m always otherwise engaged
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 So many waters still uncharted; so much guilt to be assuaged.
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[Verse 2]
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If I were a carpenter I’d doubtless have a hammer
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And I’d hammer in the morning on the door of Alan Sugar.
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 Alright mate, I’m just working on the property opposite
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And I notice you have a couple of slates o... oh, it’s you!
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Any road, I’ve got some tiles in the van if you want me to get up there
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Got a load of kiln-dried logs too if you’re interested?
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I’m thinking of sponsoring a gorilla at Bristol Zoo, what d’ya reckon?
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 D’you need any facecloths?
 
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[Verse 3]
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 So you went and changed your name, honeymooned beside Lake Placid
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 And to my eternal shame I went to Legoland on acid
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 Over my right eye there was a Kraft cheese slice
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Over my left eye there was no Kraft cheese slice
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Scrawled across my chest was the name of a band I’d joined called “Private Sponge and the Others”
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 And I was clambering over things and crashing into things
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Before finally coming to an end amongst a jumble of bricks
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Which had up until my intervention represented the keep at Windsor Castle
 
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[Coda]
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 I still love you Lucy-Ann
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 And I’m not a rock; nor am I an island
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 Try to picture if you can
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 Robert Hoffman scanning the horizon.
 
[Outro]
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