Architecture And Morality Ted And Alice Cifras

[Verse 1]
 
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The wonderful dexterity of Hannu Mikkula
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Makes me want to shake hands with the whole of Finland
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But the horrible sincerity of Miriam Stoppard
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Makes me want to go out and commit mass murder.
 
 
[Chorus]
 
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I rang Jane Scott for a genuine friend,
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She was otherwise engaged so I looked round the bend
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I saw the wheels of nihilism rolling my way
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And now I live life in the bus lane  
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Yeah, I live life in the bus lane.
 
 
[Verse 2]
 
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The halcyonic dynamo that lit up my childhood
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Made me feel secure on the roads in winter
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But the nauseating bashfulness of early Diana
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Made me want to set fire to commemorative tea towels.
 
 
[Chorus 2]
 
  Am                            Em          Am
I walked across the road with a peach in my hand
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A hammer hit my head and I couldn't understand
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Behind me stood a maniac laughing at me saying
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“I like to watch the adverts
                              Em Am
Yeah, I saw it in the adverts.
 
 
[Interlude]
 
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You fold your grandma’s neck and smother her in custard
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As a contribution to your folio
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And the very next morning you take her into college
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And the tutor with the beard and the polio
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Says “Well yeah it’s got potential and it could well be essential
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But it should be more dramatic if you know what I mean”.
 
 
[Coda]
 
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Have you tuned in to Radio Dada, every Friday evening at six in the morning?
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Scan the airwaves for Radio Dada – it goes something like this…..
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