One Bourbon One Scotch One Beer Cifras

[Verse 1]
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Wanna tell you a story
 
About the house rent blues
 
I come home one Friday
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Had to tell the landlady I done lost my job
 
She said that don't befront me
 
Long as I get my money next Friday
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Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent
 
And out the door I went
 
[Verse 2]
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So I goes to the landlady
 
I said, "You let me slide?"
 
I'll have the rent for you tomorrow or the next day I don't know
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So said let me slide it on you know people
 
I notice when I come home in the evenin'
 
She ain't got nothing nice to say to me
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But for five year she was so nice
 
Lord, she was lovey-dovey
 
I come home one particular evenin'
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The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?"
 
I said, "No, can't find no job
 
Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent"
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She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job"
 
Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner
 
Leaning up against a post"
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I said "But I'm tired, I been walkin' all day"
 
She said "That don't befront me
 
Long as I get my money next Friday"
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Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent
 
And out the door I went
 
[Verse 3]
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So I go down the streets
 
Down to my good friend's house
 
I said "Look man, I'm outdoors, you know
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Can I stay wicha maybe a couple days?"
 
He said "Uh, let me go and ask my wife"
 
He come out of the house
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I could see in his face
 
I knowed it was "no"
 
He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, an' all"
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I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny, too"
 
[Verse 4]
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So I go back home
 
I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent
 
She said "Yeah?"    I said "Aw yeah"
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And then she was so nice
 
Lord, she was lovey-dovey
 
So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go
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I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go
 
She a-hollerin' about the front rent, she be lucky to get any back rent
 
She ain't gonna get none of it
 
[Verse 5]
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So I stop in the local bar, you know, people
 
I go to the bar, I hang my coat, I call the bartender
 
I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
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Said, "Whatchoo want?"
 
[Chorus 1]
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"One bourbon, one scotch, one beer"
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Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when
 
I been drinking bourbon whiskey,scotch and gin
 
Gonna get high man, I'm gonna get loose
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Need me a triple shot o' that juice
 
Gonna get drunk, don't you have no fear
 
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
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One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
 
[Solo]
 
[Verse 6]
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But I'm sittin' there
 
At the bar
 
I'm gettin' drunk, I'm feelin' mellow
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I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer
 
Looked down the bar, here come the bartender
 
I said "Look man, come down here"
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Said "Whatchoo want?"
 
[Chorus 2]
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"One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
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No, I ain't seen my baby since the night before last
 
Gotta get a drink man, I'm gonna get gassed
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Gonna get high man, I ain't had enough
 
Need me a triple shot of that stuff
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Gonna get drunk, won'tcha listen right here
 
I want one bourbon, one shot 'n' one beer
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One bourbon, one scotch, one beer" (well all right)
 
[Solo]
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(Scratch my back, bay-bah)
(Yeah-ahhh right)
 
[Verse 7]
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Now by this time I'm plenty high
 
You know when your mouth a-getting dry, you're plenty high
 
Looked down the bar, I see'da my bartender
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I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
 
He said "Whatchoo want this time?
 
I said "Look man, a-what time is it?"
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He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock
 
Last call for alcohol, so what you need?"
 
[Chorus 3]
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"One bourbon, one scotch, one beer"
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Lord, I ain't seen my baby since a-night on a week
 
Gotta get drunk man, so I can't even speak
 
Gonna get high man, listen to me
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One drink ain't enough Jack, you better make it three
 
Gonna get drunk, I'm gonna make it real clear
 
I want one bourbon, one scotch 'n' one beer
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One bourbon, one scotch, one beer"
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