A Token Of My Extreme Cifra

[Intro]
N.C.
Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology!
 
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only!
 
[Chorus 1]
E
 
             F#m
Don't you be tarot-fied
                     E
It's just a token of my extreme
             F#m
Don't you be tarot-fied
                     E
It's just a token of my extreme
                       F#m
Don't you never try to look behind my eyes
                          E
You don't wanna know what they have seen
                       F#m
Don't you never try to look behind my eyes
                          E
You don't wanna know what they have seen
 
[Verse 1]
Am          Ammaj7
Some people think
             Am7    D
That if they go too far
Am                Ammaj7
They'll never get back
             Am7          D
To where the rest of them are
Am         Adim
I might be crazy
            Am7       D
But there's one thing I know
N.C. Am7   Am7 Asus4 Dsus2
You  might be  sur - prised
            F#m7             B/C#
At what you find out when ya go!
 
[Verse 2]
E           F#m
Oh, oh, oh, Mystical Advisor
                             E
What is my problem, tell me, can you see?
               F#m
Well, you have nothing to fear, my son!
                                      E
You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist, it appears to me!
               F#m
That all seems very, very strange
                              E
I never craved a toaster or a color T.V
 
A Latent Appliance Fetishist
     F#m
Is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself
                                      E
That sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines!
N.C.
Get the picture?
 
[Verse 3]
Am              Ammaj7
Are you telling me
         Am7                    D
I should come out of the closet now, Mr. Ron?
 
No, my son!
Am                   Ammaj7
You must go into The Closet!
 
(What?)
             Am7
And you will have
 
(Eh?)
     D
Hey!    A lot of fun!
Am                Adim
That's where they all live
          Am7
So if you want an appliance to love you
                               D
You'll have to go in there and get you one
N.C.  Am7  Am7   Asus4   Dsus2
Well, that seems simple enough!
 
D
Yes, but if you want a really good one
 
You'll have to learn a foreign language!
B/C#
German, for instance?
 
That's right
 
A lot of really cute ones come from over there!
N.C.
Fifty bucks, please!
 
[Chorus 2]
E              F#m
If you've been modified
                             E
It's an illusion, and you're in between
             F#m
Don't you be tarot-fied
                                    E
It's just a lot of nothin' so what can it mean?
               F#m
If you've been modified
                             E
It's an illusion, and you're in between
             F#m
Don't you be tarot-fied
                                   E
It's just a lot of nothin' so what can it mean?
              F#m
If you've been modified
    E
It's an illusion, and you're in between
 
(FADE OUT)
 
[Outro]
N.C.
This is the Central Scrutinizer...
N.C.
Joe has just learned to speak German
N.C.
Now, get this, here's why he did it!
N.C.
He's gonna go to this club on the other side of town
N.C.
It's called The Closet...
N.C.
And they got these Appliances in there that really go for a guy
N.C.
Dressed up like a housewife who can speak German
N.C.
(you know what I mean) ...so Joe's learned how to speak German
N.C.
He goes in this place and he sees these little Kitchen Machineries
N.C.
Dancing around with each other, and he sees this one...
N.C.
That looks like it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner
N.C.
And a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body...
N.C.
It's really exciting... and when he sees it, he bursts into song...
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