Tainted Meat Ukulele Chords

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                             TAINTED MEAT - Stza Crack
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A happy christmas carol to sing at church
 
Standard tuning: E A D G B e
 
Chords used: G:  355433
             F#: 244322
             C:  x32010
             Em: 022000
             F:  133211
             A:  577655
 
      G                  F#
Santa loves the taste of fetid flesh
 
C                 Em       F
Rotting meats his favorite dish
 
     G                    F#
Like how the natives were killed by whites
 
     C                 Em      F
Some tainted meat on a winters night
 
  G                   A
I travel down through history
 
    Em            C
The crucifix is a christmas tree
 
G              A
Jesus whispers in my ear
 
Em               C
Says the words I long to hear
 
 
         Em            C
   Santa loves tainted meat
 
          Em            C
   And he kills what he eats
 
 
G                  F#
And in time christ came to say
 
    C              Em  F
God never liked me anyway
 
G                 F#
So I shacked with mrs claus
 
C              Em       F
Then I bled to great applause
 
G            A
Crucified me easter day
 
    Em
The bunnies came
 
    C
The children played
 
    G
And mrs claus
 
    A
She married nick
 
   Em
He killed for food
 
    C
She sucked his dick
 
 
            Em          C
   And they ate tainted meat
 
            Em               C
   And he'd kill what they'd eat
 
 
G                   F#
I came back just to die today
 
  C                Em      F
I saw those two up on that sleigh
 
G               F#
God I hate that santa claus
 
    C                Em        F
And all the problems that he's caused
 
   G               A
He took from me my holiday
 
     Em
With guilt and greed
 
     C
What can I say?
 
    G
But I've been nailed here
 
  A
A martyred tree
 
  Em
A gift for santa
 
     C
Some tainted meat
 
Em
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