No Hablo Ingles Acústico Cifras

My first contribution....so be gentle with me!!
 
Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai!
 
You-you-you-you-you!
 
Uno! Dos! Tres! Quatro!
 
A            F#m               E                D           A           F#m
My teacher asked me where my homework was and that's when I told her
 
     E         D
"No hablo Ingles"
 
A            F#m              E                D            A
Policeman caught me doing ninety and that's when he pulled me over
     E           D
"No hablo Ingles"
 
A            F#m               E                D           A           F#m
A hippie with a tambourine asking me if I could spare a dollar
 
     E        D
"No hablo Ingles"
 
A            F#m               E                D           A           F#m
Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar
 
      E      D
"No hablo Ingles"
 
 
G
(One! )
When I'm not feeling it!
 
D
(Two! )
 
When someone's full of shit!
 
A
(Three! )                 D       A
When I get cut off at the ba-a-a-a-ar! 
 
G
To make a getaway
 
D
It's all you've gotta say! 
 
E
(Quatro! Sinco! Seis! )
 
              A
"No hablo Ingles!"
 
F#m   E   D
 
"No hablo Ingles!"
 
A    F#m    E     D
 
"No hablo Ingles!"
 
A    F#m    E     D
 
"No hablo Ingles!"
(Hey! Hey! Hey! )
 
A            F#m               E                D           A           F#m
My nephew asked me if I'd take him to the Jonas Brothers movie
 
     E        D
"No hablo Ingles"
 
A            F#m               E                D           A           F#m
Walking my dog I saw a sign that says to please pick up the doodie
 
     E       D
"No hablo Ingles"
 
A            F#m               E                D           A           F#m
My mama gets mad 'cause I never call my dad on his birthday
 
    E     D
"No hablo Ingles"
A guy walks up and says "Doda esta casel de pepe"
 
(One! )
G
So many different uses! 
(Two! )
A
You don't need no excuses! 
(Three! )
D                         A        D
It's as easy as the third gra-a-a-a-ade! 
 
G
The perfect getaway! 
 
D
It's all you've gotta say! 
 
E
(Quatro! Sinco! Seis! )
"No hablo Ingles!"
 
              A
"No hablo Ingles!"
 
F#m   E   D
 
"No hablo Ingles!"
 
A    F#m    E     D
 
"No hablo Ingles!"
 
A    F#m    E     D
 
"No hablo Ingles!"
 
 
---SPANISH BIT---- Alternate E & F(without barring)
 
Did you brush your teeth! ?
(No hablo Ingles! )
Where'd you leave your pants! ?
(No hablo Ingles! )
Did you feed the fish! ?
(No hablo Ingles! )
Do you like my band! ?
... Wait, don't answer that
 
              A
"No hablo Ingles!"
 
F#m   E   D
 
"No hablo Ingles!"
 
A    F#m    E     D
 
"No hablo Ingles!"
 
A    F#m    E     D
 
"No hablo Ingles!"
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