Never Trust A Man Without A Horribly Embarrassing Secret Cifras

[Intro]
Bb Dm/A F Eb (x3)
Bb Dm/A F Bb
 
[Verse]
Bb                         F
Remember when we danced at shows?
Eb                         Bb
Before we all stood in the back
Gm             Dm                Bb       A          Gm
We sang Guilty Pleasures so damn loud our lungs were sore
    Cm                                  Cb
The competition can't compete with that
 
[Verse]
Bb                        F
I guess I got back on the horse
Eb                  Bb
As I get on another plane
     Gm             Dm                Bb     A     Gm
I'll try to ride it less, mom, and be more responsible
       Cm                          F
But we both know dad and I are the same
 
[Chorus]
          Eb        Edim
So I need damage control
        Bb                                 Ab
Another shot of whiskey goes down easy, my reputation does exceed me
Eb          Edim
Fire in the hole, soon I'll be
Bb                Eb
Falling backwards as expected
 
[Post-Chorus]
  Bb                            Cm       Eb
I don't know if I wanna do this for you, yeah
  Bb                            Cm       Eb
I don't know if I gotta do this for you, oh
  Bb                              Cm       Eb
I don't know if I'm gonna do this for you, yeah
    Cm      F        Bb
But I'll do this for me
 
[Verse]
Bb                        F
This isn't how I pictured me
Eb                              Bb
Standing on the side, pocketing hands
Gm             Dm              Bb     A    Gm
Answering your questions boringly and humorless
    Cm                                 Cb
I'm not as important as you think I am
Bb                       F
I don't want to make new friends
   Eb                             Bb
My friendships always end up in a blaze
       Gm           Dm                  Bb       A     Gm
I just wanted to be something that I'll probably never be
  Cm                         F
A happy, well-adjusted human being
 
[Chorus]
          Eb        Edim
So I need damage control
        Bb                                 Ab
Another shot of whiskey goes down easy, my reputation does exceed me
Eb          Edim
Fire in the hole, and I'll be
Bb                Eb
Falling backwards as expected
 
[Post-Chorus]
  Bb                            Cm       Eb
I don't know if I wanna do this for you, yeah
  Bb                            Cm       Eb
I don't know if I gotta do this for you, oh
  Bb                              Cm       Eb
I don't know if I'm gonna do this for you, yeah
    Cm      F        Bb
But I'll do this for me
 
Bb Dm/A Gm  F Eb
Me, I won't impress, I'll
Bb  Dm/A Gm   F   Eb
Bore you with kindness
 
[Chorus]
               Eb        Edim
You don't need damage control
        Bb                                 Ab
Another shot of whiskey goes down easy, my reputation does exceed me
Eb          Edim
Fire in the hole, soon I'll be
Bb                 Eb
Falling backwards, stealing your beers
Dm             Gm
Crying loudly, singing Green Day
Cm               F
Pumping my fist, getting stared at
D                  Gm     Am     Bb       C         Eb     Ebm
Making phone calls saying that I miss the days back when I had real fun
 
[Post-Chorus]
  Bb                            Cm      Eb
I don't know if I wanna do this for you
  Bb                            Cm      Eb
I don't know if I gotta do this for you
    Bb                                 Cm      Ebm
And I'm sure as shit not gonna do this for you
    Cm      F        Bb
But I'll do this for me
 
[Outro]
Bb Dm/A F  Eb           Bb
        So it can be my fault
Bb Dm/A F Eb           Bb
          It can be my fault
Bb Dm/A F Eb           Bb
          It can be my fault
Bb Dm/A F Eb
          Yeah
Bb
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