B43 Pimp Cifras

[Intro]
| N.C. | N.C. |
(percussion & harmonica)
| E5 A5 | E5 A5 | E5 A5 | E5 A5 |
(guitar riff)
| E5 A5 | E5 A5 | E5 A5 | E5 A5 |
(drums get heavier)
 
 
[Verse 1]
(A5)           E5
    I took the B43 to get my Christmas tree
           A5
I took the B35 to get a big high five
           B5             E5
I took the B33 to get some   pussy
           E5   A5          E5
I took the B3 - 8 to get my five six ass ate
 
           E5
I took the R29 to get a bottle of wine
           A5
I took the B30 to get down and dirty
           B5            A5
I took the B46 to chop a couple of dicks
           E5   A5          E5
I took the B3 - 8 to get my five six seven eight
 
 
[Chorus]
             | E5              | E5     | A5 | A5 |
There ain't no snooooow on the ground...
      | B5              | B5                | A5
But I'm riding with my Christmas tree all...
          | A5 |
through the town
 
E5                                  A5
   Might take the next stop to get laid
      B5           A5
Cause me and my Christmas tree we're...
E5  A5       E5
    on a crusade
 
 
[Interlude]
| E5 A5 | E5 A5 | E5 A5 | E5 A5 |
(guitar riff)
| E5 A5 | E5 A5 | E5 A5 | E5 A5 |
(drums get heavier)
 
 
[Verse 2]
           E5
I'm on the B43 with my Christmas tree
               A5
Some girl sits down next to me and says "that's a tree"
           B5                         A5
I look her dead in the eye and say "I like your vibe"
            E5       A5        E5
And then we transfer... to the B35
 
      E5
Now I stand at the door with my tree and my whore
             A5
And then the bus driver says "can't take no trees on board"
         B5                 A5
You're a poser! And you can suck my dick!
        E5       A5       E5
You got nothin'!    I got tree AND a chick! (Merry Christmas)
 
 
[Chorus]
             | E5              | E5     | A5 | A5 |
There ain't no snooooow on the ground...
      | B5              | B5                | A5
But I'm riding with my Christmas tree all...
          | A5 |
through the town
 
E5                                  A5
   Might take the next stop to get laid
      B5
Cause me and my Christmas tree we're...
A5
    on a crusade
 
[Outro]
E5
    Hey uhh, can you pick me up? I, might've gotten banned from the PVTA busses, 'cause,
 N.C.
(sigh). Damn hoe wouldn't let my tree on.
N.C.
You know in this world, you got pimps, and you got hoes.
N.C.
And currently, the pimp to hoe ratio, is getting wildly out of control.
N.C.
Uhh, so, uhh, call me back I guess. Bye.
 
 
 
 
Legend
***********************************
| ( ) sustain - chords in parentheses are held over from the line above
| | barline - divides the music into equal measures when there aren't lyrics to guide
***********************************
X