Hello Mudduh Hello Fadduh A Letter From Camp Cifras para ukulele

[Verse]
      G             D7
Hello muddah, hello fadduh
D7                   G
Here I am at Camp Granada.
        B7        Em
Camp is very entertaining,
         A7                                  D7
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
       G               D7
I went hiking with Joe Spivey,
                    G
He developed poison ivy.
    B7                C
You remember Lennard Skinard
       G                 D7                 G
He got ptomain poisoning last night after dinner.
        G                     D7
All the counselors hate the waiters,
                     G
And the lake has alligators.
        B7                   Em
And the head coach wants no sissies,
      A7                                     D7
So he reads to us from something called 'Ulysses'.
      G                      D7
No, I don't want this should scare ya,
                        G
But my bunkmate has malaria.
    B7               C
You remember Jeffrey Hardy?
           G          D7              G
They're about to organize a searching party.
 
 
[Bridge]
 Em     Am6
Take me home, oh mother, father.
 Em     Am6
Take me home, I hate Granada.
 G    C     G
Don't leave me out in the forest.
Am9               B7  C7 B7 C7 B7
Where I might get eat-en by a  bear.
 Em     Am6                    Em       Am6
Take me home, I promise I will not make noise
                       G   C  G
Or mess the house with oth-er boys.
                         Am9
Oh, please don't make me stay,
     B7   C7   B7  C7    B7
I've been here one whole day.
 
 
          G              D7
Dearest fadduh, darling muddah,
                            G
How's my precious little bruddah?
       B7               Em
Let me come home if you miss me.
        A7                           D7
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.
       G                  D7
Wait a minute, it stopped hailing.
                              G
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing.
         B7                  C
Playing baseball, gee dat’s bettah.
         G               D7            G
Muddah, Fadduh, kindly disregard this lettah!
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