Heartilation Cifras para ukulele

Off of their new album, Can't Maintain.  Pretty simple.
 
Artist:  Andrew Jackson Jihad
Album:   Can't Maintain
Year:    2009
Label:   Asian Man
Tuning:  Standard
 
 
Intro (First two times muted):
 
C - F - C - C (muted, hit F twice, quickly)
C - F - C - F - C - F - C - C (hit F twice, quickly)
 
 
                    C
I wanna break apart my heart
 
                  Am
Glue the pieces to my car
 
                 F
Crash it into a wall
 
                       G
I don't wanna feel at all
 
                  C
Wanna break apart my heart
 
 
 
               C
Douse it in gasoline
 
              Am
Til the fire burns clean
 
                 F
Then flick a cigarette
 
                 G
Like that movie Con Air
 
             C
Doused in gasoline
 
 
 
     F       G
And if you think
 
          C                    Am
You are better than me, you're right
 
                   F (short strokes)
There's no one to love
 
                  G (short strokes)
There's no one to trust
 
        C   F   C  F
In my life.
 
 
 
                       C
I want to pick up the pieces
 
                    Am
And plant them in the ground
 
                   F               G              C   - F - C (done quickly)
When a tree grows there I want to chop that tree down
 
                 C
Build it into a boat
 
                  Am
And float it in a lake
 
             F               G                            C
And with dynamite I will explode the thing that makes me make mistakes
 
 
 
     F       G
And if you think
 
          C                    Am
You are better than me, you're right
 
                   F (short strokes)
There's no one to love
 
                  G (short strokes)
There's no one to trust
 
        C   F   C  F
In my life.
 
 
    F               G                  C  - F - C
Sometimes I get so lonesome I can't breath
 
    F               G                   C - B - Am
Sometimes I get so scared that I can't speak
 
      F             G               C         Am
Sometimes I get so worried I can't hear my heartbeat
 
  F
Anyway
 
  Fm
Anyway
 
C - F - C - F - C - F - C - C
 
 
                 C
I wanna tear out my heart
 
            Am
And give it away
 
       F             G          C
To a person more deserving one day
 
         C
If all I see
 
       Am
Is the worst in everything
 
                      F (quick strokes)
That's all I'm gonna get
 
                      G (quick stroke)
That's all I'm gonna get
 
                    C
That's all I'm gonna get
 
 
     F       G
And if you think
 
          C                    Am
You are better than me, you're right
 
                   F (short strokes)
There's no one to love
 
                  G (short strokes)
There's no one to trust
 
        Am
In my life.
 
                   F (short strokes)
There's no one to love
 
                  G (short strokes)
There's no one to trust
 
        Am
In my life.
 
            F (short strokes)
No one to love
 
                  G (short strokes)
There's no one to trust
 
        C
In my life.
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