David J Is A Sickness Cifras para ukulele

D - C - Em - D
 
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       D             C
you're helpless, and hopeless
          Em           D
you wanna help out the homeless
    D      C           Em   D
but you've got problems
       D             C
you're selfish, and worthless
          Em            D
and you have no fucking purpose
         D               C             Em   D
you're a cancer-causing, cancer-having slob
 
 
Em   D   D            C     Em         D        D
whoa-oh  whoa  WHOOOAAAAA   whoooaaaaa-ohhh-oooohhh
 
 
          D                         C
there are morals that conflict with orals
                   Em                      D
that conflict with anals that believe in angels
D          C         Em    D
angels are hating on you
   D           C
if good is the absence of evil
    Em                      D
and evil is the absence of good
D                   C
there is an axis of evil
Em                   D
rolling into this neighborhood
 
 
                  Em      C
with the sound of gunshots
D      B     Em
bang! pow!! pswchh!!!
 
Em    D    D   Em    Em   D   D. D. Em.  Em  D  D
whoa-oh
 
 
       D                        C
it was then that i found i am a vampire
       Em                       Em
i have fangs fucking 15 inches long
       D                        C
the sanguinary sweetness of stealing someone's blood
         Em                               Em
feels so good i am compelled to sing this song
       D                         C
and at night when i retire to my coffin
     Em                          Em
to sleep for a hundred years or more
        D                             C
all you people that i know will have died long ago
          Em                                Em     Em - C - D
and their children will have died ten years before
 
Em       D          D  D   Em
whoaaaaa-oh. whooaa-oh-oh-ohhh  
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