Why Does This Always Happen To Me Cifras

Capo 4 for original key
 
[Intro]
 
G  D  F  C
G  D  F  C
A  A
 
 
[Verse 1]
 
Bm                 A                            G                   D
I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report
              Bm          A           G        D
about some devastating earthquake in Peru.
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There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive.
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On the Richter scale it measured 8.2.
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And I said, "God, please answer me one question?
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Why'd they have to interrupt 'The Simpsons' just for this?".
C   G   D                  C   G      D
What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything;
              G                     D               A
And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed.
 
 
[Chorus]
 
G              D
Why does this always happen?
F              C
Why does this always happen to me?
G               D
Why does this always happen?
F                     C
(Why) Why does this always happen to me?
 
G            D
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
F           C               A
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
 
 
[Verse 2]
 
Bm                      A                    G                   D
I was driving down the highway when all the traffic slowed to a crawl,
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there was a twelve-car pile-up, everybody dead.
           Bm                  A           G                D
And I saw brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere,
            Bm                  A            G        D
as well as my friend Robert's disembodied head. (disembodied head)
 
               G     A                D
And I thought,"Poor Rob, I just had lunch with him.
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Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me money,what a jerk!"
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Well, there's five bucks that I'm never gonna see again.
              G                 D                       A
Plus now, on top of everything else, it looks like I'm gonna be late to work.
 
 
[Chorus]
 
G              D
Why does this always happen?
F             C
Why does this always happen to me?
G              D
Why does this always happen?
F                    C
(Why) Why does this always happen to me?
 
G            D
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
F           C
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
D#           D      G
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba, baaaaa---
 
 
[Instrumental Bridge]
 
G  D  F  C
G  D  F  C
A  A
 
 
[Verse 3]
 
          Bm           A                 G              D
Oh, the other day, my boss said we were running low on toner,
Bm                      A             G              D
and he told me I should buy another case.
        Bm              A            G                   D
Well, I told him I was busy, but he still just kept on asking;
       Bm                 A                  G                  D
So, I turned around and stabbed him in the face. (right in the face)
 
        G             A           D
Oh, and wouldn't you know it, my knife got stuck.
G              C       G        D
I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then.
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But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little,
        G                 D                 A
and I know that blade will never ever be quite as sharp again. (quite as sharp again) Oh, tell me!
 
 
[Outro]
 
G              D
Why does this always happen?
F             C
Why does this always happen to me?
G              D
Why does this always happen?
F                    C
(Why) Why does this always happen to me?
 
G              D
Why does this always happen to
F                   C
Me? (Why does this always happen to me?)
G              D
Why does this always happen to
F                    C
Me? (Why does this always happen to me?)
 
G            D
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
F           C
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba 
 
(repeat to fade)
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