Awkward Encounters While Walking My Dog Acústico Ao vivo Cifras para ukulele

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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I have a friendly dog
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that likes to run around
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You may have seen us on our daily walk
        D7
We frequent the river and
     D7
the parks around the town
       D7
When I see someone I know she always
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lets me stop and talk
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She gets a little anxious
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when she sees another dog
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But with people she's always been relaxed
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But she's not very discerning
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when it comes to choosing friends
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And there seems to be a certain type
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of person she attracts
 
[Verse 2]
 G                  G7M
All the the local winos
        Em7                   G7M
want to make friends with my dog
        G            G7M            D7
And I'm far far too polite to walk away
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They ask me lots of questions
         D7             D7
and they offer their affections
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And I feel obliged to uncomfortably stay
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Their behavior may be crude
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but to ignore them would be rude
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and my momma didn't bring me up that way
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All the the local winos
        G                   E7
want to make friends with my dog
        A7            D7            G D7 G
And I'm far far too polite to walk away
 
[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
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She's utterly oblivious
        Em7                   G7M
to my concerns of their intent
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She runs to greet them with a wagging tail
      D7              D7
I desperately search around
         D7             D7
for an easy exit point
       D7                 D7
But the incoherent non-talk starts
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before I have the chance to bail
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My senses always tell me
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that I'm going to be mugged
        E7            E7              Am
So I reach to get my wallet and my phone
    C             Cm6
I flinch as they utter
       G          E7
unintelligible words
         A7
And then sigh with relief
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when I detect a friendly tone
 
[Verse 4]
 G                  G7M
All the the local winos
        Em7                   G7M
want to make friends with my dog
        G            G7M            D7
And I'm far far too polite to walk away
  D7          D7
I end up in a fog of fags
     D7           D7
and stale cider breath
      D7             D7          G   D7
And I try to hide my obvious dismay
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She seems to be a breed
            Em7          G7M
that has a certain appeal
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To types whose diet consists of
          C               Am
bargain booze for every meal
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All the the local winos
        G                   E7
want to make friends with my dog
        A7            D7            G D7 G
And I'm far far too polite to walk away
 
 
[Interlude]
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[Verse 5]
   G                   G7M
I do my best to avoid
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certain areas of the park
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Where the druggies and
        D7
the rough teenagers dwell
     D7
I rarely venture out with her
       D7
when it has gotten dark
         D7          D7
Lest we catch the attention
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of some drunken ne'er-do-well
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I try to keep away when
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there are people hanging round
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The benches bandstands sitting walls
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and swings on the playground
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And suddenly as if
        G             E7
out of nowhere they appear
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Staggering hands out slurring
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WHAAAA Who've we got 'ere?
 
 
[Verse 6]
 G                  G7M
All the the local winos
        Em7                   G7M
want to make friends with my dog
        G            G7M            D7
And I'm far far too polite to walk away
       D7             D7
They greet me with a wink
          D7           D7
and they offer me a drink
       D7             D7
And I say thanks but its
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too early in the day
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Though they catch me unprepared
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I've long stopped being scared
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I just find it hard
    C               Am
to work out what to say
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All the the local winos
        G                   E7
want to make friends with my dog
        A7            D7            G D7 G
And I'm far far too polite to walk away
 
 
[Verse 7]
 G                  G7M
All the the local winos
        Em7                   G7M
want to make friends with my dog
        G            G7M            D7
And I'm far far too polite to walk away
    D7             D7
Accessorize with diamond white
     D7              D7
and cans of special brew
     D7             D7
Its really very sweet in
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its own peculiar way
              G              G7M
Though they may cause some alarm
      Em7           G7M
they don't mean any harm
     E7          E7
They only want to come
      C       Am
 and have a play
 C                  Cm6
All the the local winos
        G                   E7
want to make friends with my dog
        A7            D7            G D7 G
And I'm far far too polite to walk away
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