She Got A Gun In Her Pants But Its A Song Cifras

[apology]
Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be2s85exFLw
 
I am so sorry for creating this abomination
but also its a little funny
might be wrong, for some reason this is the first thing I've ever tried to tab, please correct me in the
comments
 
* = single strum
 
[Intro]
  C*
I took her out for dinner
        F*
Thought I'd make a sweet advance
    C*
She looked at me and giggled
     G*
Said boy you've got no chance
    C*
She leaned in close and whispered
       F*
Let me show you a surprise
     C*                   G*
Then she unzipped her dress
      F*                  C
And I couldn't believe my eyes
 
[Chorus]
  C
I looked her up and down,
           F
And I said girl you look fine
     C
Then she pulled out a p*nis
  G
Twice the size of mine
 
[Verse]
   C
My jaw hit the floor
       F
And my pride took a dive
   C
In that moment I knew
      G      C
I was barely alive
 
She said don't be jealous
     F
It's just part of the deal
C
Sometimes life's got twists
G
You can't even feel
  C
I mumble something awkward
      F
Tried to keep my cool
      C                        G         C
But I knew deep down I was the size of a tool
 
[Chorus]
  C
I looked her up and down,
           F
And I said girl you look fine
     C
Then she pulled out a p*nis
  G
Twice the size of mine
 
[Verse]
  C
I tried to stand tall
      F
But I started to shrink
  C
I didn't expect this twist
G         C
After our drinks
 
[Bridge]
    F
She laughed and she winked
     C
Said honey don't pout
  F
Life's full of surprises
          G
It's what love's about
  F
I swallowed my pride
                 C
Took a good long sip
    F
And thought at least
       G
she'll always keep a strong grip
 
C
 
[Verse]
C
Now we're the talk of the town
          F
We're the oddest of pairs
       C
People stop and they stare
      G
But I don't even care
      C
She's twice the man I'll ever be
  F
I wear it with pride
       C           G
You'll find us together
         C
Standing side by side
 
[Chorus]
  C
I looked her up and down,
           F
And I said girl you look fine
     C
Then she pulled out a p*nis
  G
Twice the size of mine
 
[Verse]
   C
We laugh about it now
           F
But it was quite the scare
      C        G                             C
Turns out real love comes in all shapes down there
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