Google Blues Cifras

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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   I stepped up to the bar
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Next to a woman who looked so fine
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   I asked her name
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   She proceeded to ask me mine
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   Oh, I was feeling lucky
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So I ordered a tonic and gin
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   Oh, She pulled out her Iphone,
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and started typing something in
 
[Chorus]
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Oh, you know she Googled me,
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Yeah, she Googled me
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   I thought I got lucky at last,
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but she pulled up my shady past
 
When she Googled me
 
[Post-Chorus]
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[Verse 2]
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    She pulled up a web site, now
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The homepage of the Texas DMV
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    She found I had three DUIs
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And a reckless in 2003
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Now, I saw her finger sliding up
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to a hotspot I couldn't see
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    She told me that my license
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was suspended indefinitely
 
[Chorus]
                 A7
Oh, you know she Googled me,
          A7
Yeah, she Googled me
B
   I thought I got lucky at last,
        A
but she pulled up my shady past
 
When she Googled me
 
[Post-Chorus]
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[Verse 3]
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Then, she pulled up another site,
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This time the homepage of the CDC
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She opened the case file
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That had an ugly picture of me
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She took a step sideways,
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And I said baby, what could the matter be?
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   She found out I had Herpes,
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 A, B, C and D
 
[Chorus]
                 A7
Oh, you know she Googled me,
          A7
Yeah, she Googled me
B
   I thought I got lucky at last,
        A
but she pulled up my shady past
 
When she Googled me
 
[Post-Chorus]
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[Solo]
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A  A  E  E
B  A  E  E
 
[Verse 4]
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    My secrets were out now
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on a little LCD screen
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  I said, "Honey it don't look good,
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But it it's not as bad as it seems
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I'm looking for someone to hold me
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for what's left of the rest of my life."
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Then she pulled up the Harris County courthouse web page
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And she found out I had a wife
 
[Chorus]
        A7
Oh, she Googled me,
                   A7
Yeah, you know she Googled me
B
   I got lucky at last,
        A
but she brought up my shady past
 
Oh, she G-G-Googled me
 
[Post-Chorus]
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[Verse 5]
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  Friends, I got shot down,
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  And I know the reason why
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  Today it's hard to know the truth
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  And it's impossible to lie
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   My advice to all you losers
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  With questionable former lives
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  Don't pick up somebody
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   In a bar that offers free wifi
 
[Chorus]
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They'll Google you
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Yeah, they'll Google you
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    Ahh, you'll think you're lucky at last,
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   but they'll bring up your shady past
 
When she Googles you
 
[Outro]
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(She'll Google you) Yeah, she'll Google you
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(She'll Google you) Yeah, she'll Google you
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(She'll Google you) Aw, she'll Google you
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(She'll Google you) Yeah, she'll Google you
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(She'll Google you)
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