Chrome Dome Cifras

[Intro]
(spoken)
This one goes out to who?
Carl Perkins, Telly Savalas and Sonny Curtis...
 
One, two, three, four
One, two, three...
 
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[Verse 1]
     A
Well honey, what made you think that you were such hot stuff?
  A                                 B                E
I told you that I loved you and you said, gee that's rough
  A                                   A7
I saw that guy you're messing with and he's nowhere
    A                         E           A
The only thing he's got is a full head of hair
 
[Verse 2]
A
Honey, it ain't my fault that I've been cursed by the man upstairs
  A                                   B                 E
I got a double helpin' of brains, but half a helpin' of hairs
  A                              A7
I own a brand new Cadillac and a bought and paid for home
        A                                  E                  A
But the girls they all just walk on by and call me ol' chrome dome
 
[Chorus]
       D
Chrome dome, it ain't easy being slick
       A
Chrome dome, my condition makes me sick
        D                                     D7
I could be the king of England a-sitting on a throne
  A                                  E               A
Instead I'm here complaining, 'cause I'm the ol' chrome dome
 
[Solo]
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[Verse 3]
  A                                 A7
I tried to wear a hat, but that just made me itch
  A                                B             E
I tried to wear a wig, but it just blew off in a ditch
  A                            A7
I tried that stuff on TV, that funny smelling foam
      A                                       E                   A
Well, none of that stuff worked, I guess I'll stay the ol' chrome dome
 
[Chorus]
       D
Chrome dome, it ain't easy being slick
       A
Chrome dome, my condition makes me sick
        D                                     D7
I could be the king of England a-sitting on a throne
  A                                  E               A
Instead I'm here complaining, 'cause I'm the ol' chrome dome
  A                                  E               A
Instead I'm here complaining, 'cause I'm the ol' chrome dome
 
[Outro]
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