Dumb Ways To Die Cifras para ukulele

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There are a lot of fake versions of this song that are wrong,
but this is the right way to do it!
Enjoy!
 
[Intro] C, Csus, C, Csus, C, Csus, C, Csus
 
    C    Csus    C     Csus
Set fire to your hair
       C         Csus     C    Csus
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
    C    Csus         C    Csus
Eat medicines that’s out of date
         C       Csus     C       Csus
Use your private parts as piranha bait
 
C    G       Am   Em
Dumb ways to die,
   F    D7           G    F
So many dumb ways to die.
C    G       Am       Em
Dumb ways to di-hi-hie, 
   F         G       C    Csus C Csus
So many dumb ways to die  
 
         C        Csus     C   Csus
Get your toast out with a fork
        C     Csus     C     Csus
Do your own electrical work
C          Csus       C     Csus
Teach yourself how to fly
      C        Csus     C         Csus
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
 
C    G    Am     Em
Dumb ways to die, 
   F         D7      G    F
So many dumb ways to die.
C    G       Am    Em
Dumb ways to di-hi-hie,
   F          G      C    Csus C Csus
So many dumb ways to die  
 
         C      Csus      C    Csus
Invite a psycho-killer inside
             C            Csus       C     Csus
Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride
          C        Csus C     Csus
Take your helmet off in outer space
         C           Csus   C       Csus
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
 
C    G       Am   Em
Dumb ways to die, 
   F         D7      G   F
So many dumb ways to die.
C    G       Am    Em
Dumb ways to di-hi-hie,
   F         G       C
So many dumb ways to die.
 
       C     Csus     C    Csus
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
     C        Csus            C        Csus
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
C     Csus    C    Csus
Eat a tube of superglue
    C     Csus             C      Csus
“I wonder, what’s this red button do?”
 
C    G    Am     Em
Dumb ways to die, 
   F         D7      G    F
So many dumb ways to die.
C    G       Am    Em
Dumb ways to di-hi-hie,
   F          G      C
So many dumb ways to die.
 
F        G      C           Fmaj7    F     G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
F         G       C         Fmaj7   F
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
G                      Am
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
G                                Am
Drive around the boom gates at a railroad crossing
G                                 Am
Run across the tracks between the platforms
     F                          G
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
C       G       Am   Em
Dumbest ways to die 
C       G       Am   Em
Dumbest ways to die
C       G       Am     Em
Dumbest ways to di-hi-hie,
F
So many dumb
Fm                   C
So many dumb ways to die
 
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