Im Not Glad To See You Either The Fake Pockets Song Cifras

[Verse 1]
  C
I used to have a wardrobe
        G
Full of jeans and cords for boys
    F
And each one boasted storage space
    C
The size of Illinois
          F
There was room to hold my wallet
         C
And some tissues, and a pen
      G
And I never really knew
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Just how good I had it then
        Am
But try shopping on the women’s side
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And it’s so absurdly hard
   Am
To find a pair of pants with room
   Dm
To fit one credit card
         F
So while boy clothes aren’t gen’rally
  C
A cause for reminiscing
        G
I can’t stand the lack of pockets—
 
And I know what I am missing!
 
[Chorus]
F
Makers of fake pockets!
    C
Oh, how I so despise them!
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I don’t think it is possible
   C
To over-criticize them!
     F
They say it’s to “preserve the line,”
   C
“A sleeker silhouette”
           G
But that’s garbage, and they know it,
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And it makes me so upset!
 
[Verse 2]
       C
I like wearing pretty dresses
            G
Skirts that swirl around the knees
        F
They’re comfy and they’re pleasant
     C
In a gentle summer breeze
    F
I’m also fond of leggings
             C
They’re like T-shirts, just downstairs
      G
And because I’m in New York,
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Almost no one really cares.
        Am
But the copier at work requires
Dm
Swiping my ID
       Am
And to get into the house
         Dm
I should also have my keys
      F
And I need to hold my phone
       C
(It is not just incidental)
         G
And when dresses come with pockets
 
Half the time they’re ornamental!
 
[Chorus]
F
Makers of fake pockets!
         C
They are utterly perverse!
             G
They take payola from Chanel
            C
To make you have to buy a purse!
        F
Now, my handbags are delightful
          C
They hold lots of stuff, and yet
       G
If I’m being forced to carry one,
   F             C
It makes me so upset!
 
[Bridge]
Am                 Dm             Am
Someday there will be a change of weather
Am              Dm                  Am
Someday we will stand up for what’s right
D             A                   D
Someday the oppressed will band together
D               A            D
Someday we will have an epic fight
Eb              Bb                  Eb
Someday we will cleanse the land in fire
Eb              Bb              Eb
Someday tyrants everywhere will fall
F                 C         F
All our foes will finally expire
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And who will be the first against the wall?
 
[Chorus]
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Makers of fake pockets!
            F
They’re the worst to ever live!
         C
It’s the one thing in the world
               F
That there are no grounds to forgive!
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Oh, the Nazis will be second,
        Bb              F
And the fascists may be third—
     Bb          F
Predatory payday lenders:
          Bb        F
They will also be interred—
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And you may think it’s draconian
    Bb          F
But ask me if I care
             Bb            F
’Cause we’re gonna get the tailors
         C            Bb    Bbm F
When the revolution’s here!
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